Crew Wanted: I need a crewgirl

[marquisdesail]

i sm a fit & healthy, 60 yo retired sportspro, now operating a premium worldwide golf/pleasure travel & activities service. my crewgirl would be, or learn to be, my crewgirl on a voyage to australia from rockport texas jan 2014. there will be 4 people on-board, my female biz partner, a young aussie boytoy/crewboy and myself.
we plan to build a marina in northern western australia thata my crewgirl could manage and we plan to sail to tasmania eery summer. care to join us. the boat is polyamorous and "clothing optional" when at sea.

my company boat is a island trader 46 (overall 53') cutter ketch. i have replaced the orginal spruce mast and mizzen with aluminium and have restored the two furled head and stay sail cutter configuration. the boat has all the trans-ocean goodines and much much more........

through this year 2013, my ideal crewgirl would sail the gulf of mexico on weekends and through the weekdays, would help in my busy yacht office as my company's trainee executive assistant. all expenses pre-paid and a very rewarding profit sharing contract is offered.

[Lagoon4us]

This should be fun..

[Ram]

Just what ive been looking for - someone to take herm off my hands

[Lagoon4us]

Polyamourous... is that similar to Vinyl Esther?????

[shorebird]

Man, can't wait for that trip to appear on youtube.

[Bluefuss]

Never mind youtube, just this thread alone should be very entertaining

[Snore]

Originally Posted by Lagoon4us

Polyamourous... is that similar to Vinyl Esther?????

Nope!!!! I believe it is more tacky, like polyester.

Amazing, this is the posters first post on CF.

[Bluefuss]

Originally Posted by Snore

Amazing, this is the posters first post on CF.

Maybe its the first time he's had to advertise. Ageing can do that.

[PamlicoTraveler]

I always love the 1st post trolls. People on CF seem to buy into them readily. This is probably some frequent poster just posting ad enjoying the show.

[Ram]

Originally Posted by PamlicoTraveler

I always love the 1 post troll posts. People on CF seem to buy into them readily. This is probably some frequent poster just posting ad enjoying the show.

its easy to see who he is, if the Mods want to look- but that may ruin the fun

[RabidRabbit]

Sir if you had 2000 posts allready you wouldnt be so easily laughed outta here. But thats not the case. I think you were looking for Casual Encounters on craigslist. Its amazing how everyone wants a 23y old chesty nudist for crew.

[downunder]

Originally Posted by RabidRabbit

Sir if you had 2000 posts allready you wouldnt be so easily laughed outta here. But thats not the case. I think you were looking for Casual Encounters on craigslist. Its amazing how everyone wants a 23y old chesty nudist for crew.

Rabit, unfortunately the boytoy/crewboy job has gone.

[Bluefuss]

Originally Posted by RabidRabbit

Sir if you had 2000 posts allready you wouldnt be so easily laughed outta here. But thats not the case. I think you were looking for Casual Encounters on craigslist. Its amazing how everyone wants a 23y old chesty nudist for crew.

2000 posts? Hmmm, how many for one thats not real chesty?

[Lagoon4us]

Originally Posted by Snore

Nope!!!! I believe it is more tacky, like polyester.

Amazing, this is the posters first post on CF.

Tacky is good as long as it gells and hardens then all smiles! Can't stand having to wait around before it's able to be rubbed or walked on for that matter!

[Lagoon4us]

Originally Posted by PamlicoTraveler

I always love the 1st post trolls. People on CF seem to buy into them readily. This is probably some frequent poster just posting ad enjoying the show.

Ah but great topic, you gotta admit! I'm thinking around post 26 will take it seriously?