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Old 19-10-2021, 12:12   #1171
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

Most people know....or have heard of many jokes...but some jokes tend to be brushing up against the fence due to content, in which case, you'll come up against the ire of the mods.

So, unfortunately....of fortunately, this joke thread has been rather tame in general...probably why it is struggling a bit...
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Old 19-10-2021, 12:31   #1172
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https://youtu.be/dJnwa9xvqMg

Back to the humor.🤣
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Old 19-10-2021, 15:48   #1173
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This one has been struggling, perhaps you can rename it again...
... The Joker Valve...
Forgive me for being Capt Obvious,

but that's a great idea, given the amount of sh*t that has passed through this thread recently
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The naming of the Joke Thread became a joke.


The humor of that situation was not lost on us when we did it.
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Old 20-10-2021, 06:23   #1176
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pretty funny...but here in Oz the number is actually 000, mate

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Old 20-10-2021, 18:36   #1179
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You made me think of 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.


https://youtu.be/uhzruJ0BzoI
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I have a T shirt with those numbers on it, attracts nerds.

Loved that show.
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I have a T shirt with those numbers on it, attracts nerds.

Loved that show.
Get a shirt with the number 42 on it. I bet you’ll attract even more nerds.
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Get a shirt with the number 42 on it. I bet you’ll attract even more nerds.
Yes, but why do you all want to attract nerds?

My wife attracted one and I'm good with that but, really, I don't see why you would want more.
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Yes, but why do you all want to attract nerds?

My wife attracted one and I'm good with that but, really, I don't see why you would want more.
I just realized that this was very ambigous. I am my wife's only nerd. She has had no other nerds before me.
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Get a shirt with the number 42 on it. I bet you’ll attract even more nerds.
Just think what 69 might accomplish
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]......no other nerds but me[


....that you are aware of....
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