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Old 18-10-2021, 13:55   #1141
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So is this your idea of humor?.....ridiculing a remarkably articulate, outspoken and courageous young girl
No, its ridiculing the people of Glasgow .
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"Oh, I belang to Glasgow, dear ol' Glasgow toon.
Bu' there's somethin' the ma''er wi' Glasgow,
For she's goin' roun' an' roun'...."
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So is this your idea of humor?.....ridiculing a remarkably articulate, outspoken and courageous young girl

Is this your idea of humor?....using those terms to describe a deluded, abused, mentally disturbed young adult?

Blah,blah, blah....
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Humour is dying because the woke cancel culture Sad.
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

According to Merriam-Webster, woke means;
“aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)”.
Criticising “woke culture” has become a way of claiming victim status for yourself, rather than acknowledging that more deserving others hold that status.
It has gone from a virtue signal to a dog whistle.
The language has been successfully co-opted, by the right wingnuts.
But, don’t worry, as long as the underlying injustices remain, new words will emerge to describe them, and the people who note, and decry them.

Q: What do you call a wolf, that is “woke”?
A: An awarewolf.

Q: What do you call a "woke" droid?
A: R2-Me2.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It's ok, he woke up
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Old 18-10-2021, 17:03   #1146
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According to Merriam-Webster, woke means;
“aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)”.
Criticising “woke culture” has become a way of claiming victim status for yourself, rather than acknowledging that more deserving others hold that status.
I've always thought of "culture" as something in a petri dish.
Starts out benign, then becomes toxic

In this case, woke became cancel culture towards anyone with differing opinions on the importance of context.
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I Saw that one years ago with a different caption

"You have to peel them first, otherwise they are too chewy "



I, too, saw a different version. Dad shark was teaching son shark, and said, "You have to swim around them a few times, so they purge all the nasty stuff inside. They taste sweeter that way!"
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Cop 26 was difficult for Greta

I'm a Greta fanboy, and while I understand others questioning the intent of the meme, I actually do find it funny.


COP26 is not going to be fun for anyone, especially those most committed to getting the myopic to see straight.


In Oz we are almost in despair at the antics of the so-called govt, of which 3 of the 21 members of the minority coalition party are refusing to approve the 'net zero' commitment our PM needs to take to Glasgow.


I am mollified by an opposition Labor politician who, when asked how many would vote for the Net Zero Bill when it is tabled, replied the entire chamber, barring those 3 recalcitrants.

So I'm somewhat mollified....


But still feeling sorry for Greta....
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OK, try this: Imagine the Greta meme with Mother Theresa or Gandhi, instead of Greta.

I found it kinda funny, and not demeaning to Greta at all.

We can now return to your regularly scheduled jokes...
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As El Pinguino said, it's demeaning the people of Glasgow, who are famously heavy drinkers, smokers and consumers of bad food (like the deep-fried Mars Bar)....

But if Greta checks into Betty Ford a few weeks after Glasgow.....


...we'll know.....!!!
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As El Pinguino said, it's demeaning the people of Glasgow, who are famously heavy drinkers, smokers and consumers of bad food (like the deep-fried Mars Bar)....
A lot is lost unless you are aware of the connection between Glaswegian "neds" and Buckfast Tonic Wine
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The language has been successfully co-opted, by the right wingnuts.
Only after it was successfully co-opted by the left wingnuts who took a word meaning "not asleep" and used it to refer to people espousing their own politcal views - implying that everyone else was comatose.

Now back to our regular channel....





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"Implying everyone else is comatose".....????


Seems like a reasonable interpretation of the available facts to me..!


I prefer aware to awoke, though....

The antonym of which is perhaps less offensive, being unaware....


Implicit in that is the potential for that non-awareness to be involuntary, rather than purblind imbecility, as might be implied from the other interpretation.


YMMV.
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Well now you have offended 80% of the population...

Way to go Hay for brains!
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So is this your idea of humor?.....ridiculing a remarkably articulate, outspoken and courageous young girl
I the immortal words of sgt. Hulka...”lighten up, Francis”
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