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Old 14-09-2021, 18:45   #796
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Meanwhile, I have just discovered a new measure - the elephant
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Meanwhile, I have just discovered a new measure - the elephant


African or Indian?
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Old 14-09-2021, 18:53   #798
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Pakistani elephants.

Don't ask me how it came to pass but last night I found myself watching a Youtube about the mining of that pink Himalayan salt - which doesn't come from the Himalayas
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Thank you all for keeping us straight..
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Old 14-09-2021, 22:37   #800
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Old 14-09-2021, 23:02   #801
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When I was a boy of 14 yo my father was so ignorant i could hardly stand the old man around me. By the time I was 21 I was astonished at how much he had learned in those 7 years.

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It appears that very little has changed with the youth who think they know it all.

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The Five Stages of a Son's Relationship with his Father:


1. My dad's the best!


2. Aww, Dad, do I have to?


3. What would you know, Dad?


4. Hey Dad, wanna catch up for a beer?


5. Now, my old Dad used to say....
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When Adm was asking God to create the perfect woman
God told him it was going to cost him an arm and a leg. So Adam responded...what do I get for a rib?

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So you're saying happiness is having a boner? Makes sense.
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