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Old 23-08-2021, 11:55   #616
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Is that like the usual Politicians, but dowsed with kerosene?
I'm not too bothered about having missed the 'seven inflammatory political jokes', but could someone please send me a PM before the petrol dousing starts; I promise not to be devisive about it, I'm not really fussed about what stripe of politicians are chosen for dousing, I'll happily watch any/all of them burn.
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Old 23-08-2021, 12:11   #617
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I'm not too bothered about having missed the 'seven inflammatory political jokes', but could someone please send me a PM before the petrol dousing starts; I promise not to be devisive about it, I'm not really fussed about what stripe of politicians are chosen for dousing, I'll happily watch any/all of them burn.
Q: What is the difference between a Politician and a Flying Pig?
A: The letter F!
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Terrorists recently hijacked a plane filled with politicians. They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands are met!
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Politician (noun):

Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
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Old 23-08-2021, 12:17   #620
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What does a politician have in common with a pornstar?

Both are experts in changing positions in front of a camera!
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Old 23-08-2021, 12:20   #621
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What does a politician have in common with a pornstar?

Both are experts in changing positions in front of a camera!
Ha! I thought for sure the punchline was going to have an F and some asterisks in it.
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Old 23-08-2021, 12:23   #622
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Ha! I thought for sure the punchline was going to have an F and some asterisks in it.
That comes after you get your latest tax bill!
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Ha! I thought for sure the punchline was going to have an F and some asterisks in it.

Some say prostitution is the oldest profession. Others say politics is the oldest.


Either way they each take your money while you get F**ked.
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I'm not too bothered about having missed the 'seven inflammatory political jokes', but could someone please send me a PM before the petrol dousing starts; I promise not to be devisive about it, I'm not really fussed about what stripe of politicians are chosen for dousing, I'll happily watch any/all of them burn.

We may not be able to agree on politics in this thread, but I think we all agree Politicians are jokes. But having said that.

Question: What kind of joke makes you cry?
Answer: A Politician
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How can you tell when a politician is lying?


When his (her) mouth is moving.
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What do you call 500 Politicians in Dave Jones locker?


A good start.
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Why do some lawyers want to grow up to be politicians?
So they can F**k more people at a time.
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Wow. Just WOW.
A thread where everyone agrees !

Hell has just frozen over.
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I don't approve of political jokes.
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I've seen too many of them get elected.
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