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Old 05-04-2023, 16:37   #3871
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Old 06-04-2023, 10:34   #3873
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I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person! All this time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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Old 06-04-2023, 12:23   #3874
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Nah that’s Schrödingers dog

He may or may not be there if you ring a bell
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Old 07-04-2023, 05:41   #3876
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I'm sure at least some of you know this video, how many of you dated a Tiffany?


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If a man speaks in the forest with no women around to hear him. Is he still wrong?
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I’d like to respond to this but I’m afraid it might come back to haunt me
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Yep.
Did you know most archeologists are women? It's probably due to their natural ability to dig up the past.
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I was taking my friend to the airport. I pulled up in front of his house and sent him a text saying “your goober driver is here “. When he got in the car he asked what’s a goober driver? I replied same as an Uber driver except a goober driver works for peanuts.
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