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Old 12-07-2022, 09:36   #3181
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"It's not a bug, it's a feature." Old programming joke.
Ahhh!..... sort of like....
.....my feature hurt?
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Old 12-07-2022, 12:21   #3182
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Ahhh!..... sort of like....
.....my feature hurt?
More like, "If you have a bug you can't fix just call it a feature."
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More like, "If you have a bug you can't fix just call it a feature."
i believe that is microsoft's philosophy...

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"It's not a bug, it's a feature." Old programming joke.


It’s still relevant…
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We called them “undocumented features.”
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With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there is a country song where a guy's truck leaves him
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Q: What is the difference between a mother-in-law and an outlaw?
A: Outlaws are wanted!

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