Confused in America

[trapoc]

Originally Posted by slug

It’s possible

On your budget You might be able to put together a Quadrapus

fit a lazyboy recliner a bbq and an umbrella for all weather ability

You got the plans for that thing?

[OloteleMtn]

Originally Posted by trapoc

Because of current events in North America I have decided I would like to live on the water. I have 6 bucks in my pocket , a water proof phone and a real good life preserver. Is this plan feasible ?

Simple answer....yes! How long would you like to live?

[trapoc]

Originally Posted by OloteleMtn

Simple answer....yes! How long would you like to live?

You're just making this complicated. Now I have a decision to make. Does the size of the life preserver matter?

[NorthernMac]

Originally Posted by trapoc

Should I get the masks from them on the way in or out?

6 of one, half dozen of the other

[MicHughV]

the blue noodles are not edible...only the green one's....sorry.....I have the blue one....but...you could hit a "small" fish on the head with it, rendering it confused...thereby slinging it down your throat..before it realizes it's fate...about 20 of these will make a mouthful...a small mouthful....but hey.....about 1,435 whacks will get you dinner...

[trapoc]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

the blue noodles are not edible...only the green one's....sorry.....I have the blue one....but...you could hit a "small" fish on the head with it, rendering it confused...thereby slinging it down your throat..before it realizes it's fate...about 20 of these will make a mouthful...a small mouthful....but hey.....about 1,435 whacks will get you dinner...

What I really want to know is what do homeless people do that live on the water? P.S. the noodle and the fish thing, good info I'll file it.

[OloteleMtn]

Originally Posted by trapoc

You're just making this complicated. Now I have a decision to make. Does the size of the life preserver matter?

All life preservers matter.....please don't hurt me.

[MicHughV]

homeless people know how to "mooch" ...it's a very refined art and takes years of practice to refine...a good "moocher" is a good person to hang around with to learn the ropes...

[trapoc]

Originally Posted by OloteleMtn

All life preservers matter.....please don't hurt me.

even my blue life preserver, it matters too ?

[trapoc]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

homeless people know how to "mooch" ...it's a very refined art and takes years of practice to refine...a good "moocher" is a good person to hang around with to learn the ropes...

Cant I just buy a book, hanging with people i'd have to think about that. How do you stake off a corner for yourself if you live on the water?

[OloteleMtn]

Originally Posted by trapoc

even my blue life preserver, it matters too ?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/...ry/english/all

[trapoc]

Originally Posted by OloteleMtn

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/...ry/english/all

you've got to be kidding all means all?

[MicHughV]

you've heard the description " boat bums" ??.....
that is the on-the-water definition of a land based " homeless moocher"

usually, some scruffy looking bearded feller....

whoops, that describes most of us...sorry....I meant the " other guy"...

[Dogscout]

I think I have an answer to all of your problems.

Let me introduce you to YouTube. First off you will need a go pro camera, and these are always available at the lost and found or at the bottom of a creek if you need one. Then you need a Aussie girl with a big rack and small bikini.

You will soon be given all sorts of sailing gear and a brand new boat.

[Moosemiester]

@Dogscout Best Post Ever