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Old 15-07-2020, 13:06   #16
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On your budget You might be able to put together a Quadrapus

fit a lazyboy recliner a bbq and an umbrella for all weather ability
You got the plans for that thing?
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Old 15-07-2020, 13:16   #17
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Because of current events in North America I have decided I would like to live on the water. I have 6 bucks in my pocket , a water proof phone and a real good life preserver. Is this plan feasible ?
Simple answer....yes! How long would you like to live?
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Old 15-07-2020, 13:25   #18
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Simple answer....yes! How long would you like to live?
You're just making this complicated. Now I have a decision to make. Does the size of the life preserver matter?
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Old 15-07-2020, 13:29   #19
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Should I get the masks from them on the way in or out?
6 of one, half dozen of the other
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Old 15-07-2020, 14:52   #20
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the blue noodles are not edible...only the green one's....sorry.....I have the blue one....but...you could hit a "small" fish on the head with it, rendering it confused...thereby slinging it down your throat..before it realizes it's fate...about 20 of these will make a mouthful...a small mouthful....but hey.....about 1,435 whacks will get you dinner...
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Old 15-07-2020, 14:58   #21
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the blue noodles are not edible...only the green one's....sorry.....I have the blue one....but...you could hit a "small" fish on the head with it, rendering it confused...thereby slinging it down your throat..before it realizes it's fate...about 20 of these will make a mouthful...a small mouthful....but hey.....about 1,435 whacks will get you dinner...
What I really want to know is what do homeless people do that live on the water? P.S. the noodle and the fish thing, good info I'll file it.
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Old 15-07-2020, 15:00   #22
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You're just making this complicated. Now I have a decision to make. Does the size of the life preserver matter?
All life preservers matter.....please don't hurt me.
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Old 15-07-2020, 15:02   #23
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homeless people know how to "mooch" ...it's a very refined art and takes years of practice to refine...a good "moocher" is a good person to hang around with to learn the ropes...
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All life preservers matter.....please don't hurt me.
even my blue life preserver, it matters too ?
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Old 15-07-2020, 15:05   #25
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homeless people know how to "mooch" ...it's a very refined art and takes years of practice to refine...a good "moocher" is a good person to hang around with to learn the ropes...
Cant I just buy a book, hanging with people i'd have to think about that. How do you stake off a corner for yourself if you live on the water?
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even my blue life preserver, it matters too ?
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you've got to be kidding all means all?
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Old 19-07-2020, 05:22   #28
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you've heard the description " boat bums" ??.....
that is the on-the-water definition of a land based " homeless moocher"

usually, some scruffy looking bearded feller....

whoops, that describes most of us...sorry....I meant the " other guy"...
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I think I have an answer to all of your problems.

Let me introduce you to YouTube. First off you will need a go pro camera, and these are always available at the lost and found or at the bottom of a creek if you need one. Then you need a Aussie girl with a big rack and small bikini.

You will soon be given all sorts of sailing gear and a brand new boat.
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@Dogscout Best Post Ever
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