This is a funny boating story

[Saildoggie]

bar that they could find, only to discover that.....

[Rangiroo]

Olga was already in there....at the sight of Crusty and Tosser walking in the door she leapt up and ran over to them shreiking and yelling and cussing them out for leaving her behind....Crusty cowered under the onslaught and the only thing that stopped Tosser slinking out the door was........

[knottybuoyz]

the sight of the finely coiffured French Poodle sitting beside the finely coiffured Madmoiselle at the table beside the "Dog Treat" vending machine. Tosser looks up at Crusty with longing in his eyes as if to say: "Please Crusty, can we stay?" Having been along at sea for months without any canine company, especially the female kind, Tosser was about ready to split a seam when......

[vonotto]

crusty gave him the nod. So tosser hitched up his pants john wayne style and headed over to that sweet sweet French poodle. As he came along side her she looked straight into Tossers hopfull eyes and said.........

[Rangiroo]

"Piss off ya bloody wankah....."

You see...."she" wasnt a she at all..."she" was actually a blue heeler all dressed up as a joke from the rest of the blokes at the pub....the whole place erupted in uproarious laughter at the look on Tosser's face but then it was all on....Tosser went berserk and attacked the blue with a ferocity seldom seen since...........

[Lancerbye]

the time Crusty had tossed him into the fight ring to earn a bit of whisky money. Tosser opened up a can of whoopass on that impersonator to teach him a lesson :that you don't mess with a sailor's needs. Meanwhile Crusty....

[delmarrey]

wolfing down the rum tring to forget about Olga. And called over to Tosser; "Hey you crack smaker, get your maingy ass over here". So Tosser, with his tail high, wagged his way to Crusty's chair.

That's when Olga put her hand under the table and........................

[Lancerbye]

checked for used gum. She had a craving and needed to satisfy it. Not being able to find a good specimen she decided to grab Crusty and squeeze. Crusty's exclamation to this was...

[vonotto]

to laugh outloud, as Olga having had a few drink had missed Crusty and grabed a hand full of Tosser, who was smiling like he had just won the lottery. Olga still not "feeling" her mistake whispered in Crusty's ear............

[Benny]

"why Crusty - you've grown a couple of inces since I've seen you last or do you use viagara now?" A look of bewiderment came over Crustys weathbeaten face and he instantly realized that Olga was engaged in making Tosser a very happy dog. Not able to resist putting one over on Olga Crusty said...

[roblanford]

"Olga darlin' it seems you've been pullin' on me forearm, would you ......"

[Lancerbye]

massage it a bit for me. My old injury from a bar fight stiffens my muscles from time to time. So just massage it for awhile and it will get better. Meanwhile Tosser .....

[knottybuoyz]

's eyes have begun to roll back in his head and he begins to utter low gutteral growls of the impending extacy when all of a sudden the door to the bar flies open and in walks the most stunningly beautiful woman Crusty, Tosser or Olga have ever seen! This mystery woman in a black evening dress with 6" stiletto's and mink stole slinks seductively over to Crusty, bends down in front of him from across the table, revealing her most prominant assets and grabs Crusty by the scruff of the collar and says: "............

[Benny]

"I thought I told you and your flea infested 3 legged" and looking down at Tosser panting in ecstacy continues " no make that 3 and 1/2 legged mongrel never to set foot in my bar again! You still owe me for the fight damage and for leaving me for that one eyed slut from the docks" upon having said that the volumous beauty slowly pulled a 10 inch blade from her cleavage and lowered it business side first between poor Ol Crusty's leg and with a lightning fast swipe, neatly fillets ...

[Wanderlust]

...the three day old cod that Crusty had set aside in his bag as a reward for Tosser to roll on. For Crusty knew of Delilah's reputation for taking physical action and he had neatly moved his legs aside and laid the fish on his chair instead. Delilah immediately realised her mistake and he knew he had to come up with an ingenious idea to escape from this situation. He looked over to see Olga's look of astonishmnet as Tosser ...