Sadly Mermaids Don't Exist...

[Lagoon4us]

Well it's been confirmed the Sirenes on the rocks were just the sounds of the wind Mermaids do not exists, US government declares | News.com.au

[David_Old_Jersey]

Sometimes I wonder why the US Govt is broke.....

....and sometimes I find out!

[Lagoon4us]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Sometimes I wonder why the US Govt is broke.....

....and sometimes I find out!

It comes as no surprise, Zombies next then UFO's, only in America!!!!!!

[Cormorant]

NOAA is a branch of the federal government. Who benefits by keeping the existence of mermaids a secret? Right! The US government. Because if word got out, we would all go live under the sea with Darryl Hannah, and stop paying taxes.

[Lagoon4us]

There's still a chance the wording is "probably don't exist" ...So maybe just maybe it's a conspiracy!!!!!

[CSY Man]

Aye, it was a response to serious questions by half-wits who believe in angles, Santa Claus and God.
Let the masses believe and they won't revolt, more power to the Government.

[Coops]

Originally Posted by CSY Man

Aye, it was a response to serious questions by half-wits who believe in angles, Santa Claus and God.
Let the masses believe and they won't revolt, more power to the Government.

You gotta believe in those otherwise you cannot get a decent tack in.

Coops.

[Tellie]

That's because the government doesn't know about Weeki Wachee.

[bobconnie]

Stupid is as stupid do!! The only mermaids Ive ever seen was in port after a BUNCH of Rum!! or at least thats the way I remember it !!LOL

[CSY Man]

You gotta believe in those otherwise you cannot get a decent tack in.

Aye mate, real cruisers don't tack anyhow, if the wind is blowing from the wrong direction, crank up the diesel, no faith or angels needed...

[Astrid]

Just another government cover up like Roswell, Area 51, etc. Truth is they are much easier to train to put mines on hostile vessels than dolphins or lure unwary pirates into shoal waters.

[rubyjean]

They don't know what there talking about... When I was a lot younger, I would sail single handled for day's without much sleep. The mermaids would alway's wake me if a ship came over the horizen. That's my story & they can't tell me other wise...Michael..

[avb3]

Why would they even comment on a TV program?

And shame on Discovery Channel for putting together such a stupid program.

[speakeasy]

Business is the great whore. There is no such thing as shame there. CDC at least has a sense of humor.

[Ironhorse74]

Originally Posted by CSY Man

Aye, it was a response to serious questions by half-wits who believe in angles, Santa Claus and God.
Let the masses believe and they won't revolt, more power to the Government.

I believe in angles. I once even saw a gang of hell angles, right, obtuse, and acute.