Wanted For Free: Anything and Everything

[captain58sailin]

Do not enable this man! As a representative of "Hoarders Anonymous" I can say that he is in the last stages of being a hoarder and is about to reach bottom, you will not be helping him if you send him loose women, cold beer, etc... only prolonging his agony and debilitation. Instead make a donation to S/V Rose permanent round the world fund.

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by Wotname

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The outcome, well I now feel tremendous, full of life and bonhomie, ecstatic and generally all round great. It was mainly the joy of giving I think although I was happy to see the last of the ex ; the freight was expensive but oh, so worth it.
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Finally, I must say due to DOJ's willing to step out, I have discovered a tiny character flaw of my own. You see, although I gave way almost everything I own to him for FREE, I have unexpectedly found myself expecting a small token of his appreciation in return. I have been logging on every day waiting to get a "thank-you" note from DOJ - just a small one along the likes of "thanks Wot" or some such. Even if he had sent me his now defunct and totally useless goat but nothing has been forthcoming - but I can't blame DOJ, he never promised such, just a failing on my part. Callous of me isn't it.

He is too busy to be sending thank-you notes. Your ex is obviously keeping him occupied 24/7 .

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by Don Lucas

........In the end it isn't DOJ's fault, it is people like you!

You are right of course but hey, I don't care so much because in the main -

Originally Posted by Wotname

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The outcome, well I now feel tremendous, full of life and bonhomie, ecstatic and generally all round great. It was mainly the joy of giving I think although I was happy to see the last of the ex ; the freight was expensive but oh, so worth it.............

Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass

He is too busy to be sending thank-you notes. Your ex is obviously keeping him occupied 24/7 .

Hmm... just ran into a snag, he has sent her back..... but still no word of thanks for the other sh*te I sent

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass

OK David, which of the three applies LOL?

- its sure as hell ain't too much sun!

We would all love to hear why (in 100 words or less) you think you deserve to have anything sent to you

"Because I want it" works for me . YMMV .

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by skipmac

Actually we have already started a DOJ pirate ransom fund but with one small change. We're going to pay the pirates to keep you.......

as long as possible.

In my business model that approach also works - it's a "who you know" thing .

Funnily enough I was once kinda kidnapped for a short while. I say kinda because they had uniforms - but no paperwork was involved. To be fair, they had a point (to know DOJ in person is not neccessarily to love him ).

For legal reasons lets call that an internet story .

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Wotname

I have been logging on every day waiting to get a "thank-you" note from DOJ - just a small one along the likes of "thanks Wot" or some such. Even if he had sent me his now defunct and totally useless goat but nothing has been forthcoming - but I can't blame DOJ, he never promised such, just a failing on my part. Callous of me isn't it.

Some people are simply ungrateful b#stards. I know I am .

[44'cruisingcat]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

I really don't think you have grasped the spirit of this thread .....it's about being 100% generous - in a world where so often it is all about me, me, me and only what folks can get out of others..........

Damn. I thought it was a chance to get rid of some crap.

[Cormorant]

Pleez?

[Cheechako]

I'll send you my ex-wife. You'll have to take over the payments though...

[Seaworthy Lass]

Originally Posted by Cheechako

I'll send you my ex-wife. You'll have to take over the payments though...

Wotname has already tried that. DOJ apparently sent her back COD, so it may not be such a good idea attempting this again .

[Snore]

Just bumping the thread as competition means DOJ needs all the help he can.




Bill

[casual]

[QUOTE=Ram;1149757]I’ve got 75,000 pounds of horse **** that goes along with all the Bull **** ~! – This is a real Offer, its great fertilizer and im growing tons of Organic veggies here in S. Fl in the winter time-in fact I have a lot of veggies you can have also !! FREE , if your near Lake Worth THROW me a line![/QUOTE
Haven't seen Vegie's like that since I,left Jersey.I,am just up the road in Stuart.When's the next Harvest?

[Nikolina]

I would like to make a proposal! And I think we would all feel good about it, I like where DOJ is going with this, About giving and receiving! And Free! And the whole "me, me, me thing". And he's right cash is good, but what's better? It's called credit and it comes in different forms and is fairly easy for you to obtain.
Imagine how your going to feel when you go into your local boat chandlery and purchase a gift card in my name (yes me), the amount doesn't matter. I'm really doing you all a favor you see I want/need NEW stuff not used! I don't want you digging around the garage looking for that old anchor, compass or Garmin 740s (s stands for sonar), hell you could hurt you back. I care about you. Plus in todays economy dollars are worth nothing (ask the Chinese). So in the spirit of giving think credit. Also how much beer do I have to consume in comparison to say "whiskey". Again thats me thinking about you! Now as far as babes are concerned I'm married and as long as the wife doesn't fin

[Nikolina]

Okay she's gone now, but as long as she doesn't find out any thing goes!

[David_Old_Jersey]

I'm tellin' ya wife .