Couple and dogs rescued after months at sea

[Don C L]

OK, Dominatrix, 2 dogs and someone who'd never sailed before... 5 months drifting... wonder what the interior of that boat looks like now....

[sea2ocean]

Originally Posted by Don C L

OK, Dominatrix, 2 dogs and someone who'd never sailed before... 5 months drifting... wonder what the interior of that boat looks like now....

Well if you wanted to have complete control over someone, why not do something like find someone with 0 experience sailing. Take a ton of food with you so you can drag this out. Take a year's worth of food, say that the boat broke, the flood the starter for the generator, say that the sat phone is broken and don't turn on the emergency beacon. You can then also claim things like sharks are attacking your boat (they attacked my car the other day is equally as likely to have happened).

You'll have someone who is completely dependent upon you and at your mercy for about a year. Whenever you start to run out of food, you can just rig up the sail and head west, use the sat phone, emergency beacon, etc.

That's likely about what happened. Not bad for a new member, huh? Lagoon Catamarans, if you're out there, I'll take a L50 as payment for my sleuthing.

[Olddan1943]

Originally Posted by Don C L

OK, Dominatrix, 2 dogs and someone who'd never sailed before... 5 months drifting... wonder what the interior of that boat looks like now....

Poor woman, she lost all her whips and chains and leathers.

[BandB]

Originally Posted by Olddan1943

Poor woman, she lost all her whips and chains and leathers.

Wifey B: By comparison there's a dominatrix in San Francisco who claims to make $4,000 a day.

[Olddan1943]

Originally Posted by BandB

Wifey B: By comparison there's a dominatrix in San Francisco who claims to make $4,000 a day.

and I am sure she pays all the taxes on that money too.
Plus she has copies of cancelled checks and names and address of all her clients.

Soon she can retire on the blackmail money, buy a boat, get a couple of dogs and a new friend and go to sea.

[john61ct]

With the clients begging her not to, thoroughly enjoying the whole experience

[BandB]

Originally Posted by Olddan1943

and I am sure she pays all the taxes on that money too.
Plus she has copies of cancelled checks and names and address of all her clients.

Soon she can retire on the blackmail money, buy a boat, get a couple of dogs and a new friend and go to sea.

Wifey B: She better pay the taxes on it since she publicly announced her earnings. IRS can read.

I've known strippers who filed tax returns reporting anywhere from $80k-$120k per year of income. Some still aren't reporting all their income. Our COO worked her way through college stripping and, as an accounting major, she wasn't about to not report her income. As single, self employed their tax rate is extremely high too. IRS often does audits of "Dancers" knowing how much of their income is cash.

Of course the dominatrix is likely claiming much of hers is gifts. Whole other can of worms. There have been cases of wives suing mistresses to return 50% of all gifts in a community property state. Donald Sterling's wife went after his mistress. Said half the gift came from her and she did not have knowledge of or approve it.

[sea2ocean]

Originally Posted by BandB

Of course the dominatrix is likely claiming much of hers is gifts. Whole other can of worms. There have been cases of wives suing mistresses to return 50% of all gifts in a community property state. Donald Sterling's wife went after his mistress. Said half the gift came from her and she did not have knowledge of or approve it.

Which really shows what kind of a person she was. Everyone wanted to demonize him, but seriously, someone pushed him to snap. Also, how she didn't get charged with illegally recording someone in violation of California state law is beyond me.

Originally Posted by Olddan1943

Poor woman, she lost all her whips and chains and leathers.

When you've got someone on a boat and they don't have any idea of how to work the boat, telecommunications, etc, and you're their sole means of survival, you don't need any of those.

[BandB]

Originally Posted by sea2ocean

Which really shows what kind of a person she was. Everyone wanted to demonize him, but seriously, someone pushed him to snap.
.

Wifey B: Donald Sterling snapped decades earlier and merited demonizing back then.

[john61ct]

Originally Posted by sea2ocean

you don't need any of those.

Need?

I think maybe you haven't had much experience with that world?

[john61ct]

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[newhaul]

Originally Posted by john61ct

Gets better! The Story Of Two Americans Who Say They Were Lost At Sea For 5 Months Keeps Getting Weirder - Digg

dang now their Crap and bs is on the verge of causing an international incident.
Taiwan may demand extradition to face charges of making false official statements.

[Souzag818]

Originally Posted by newhaul

dang now their Crap and bs is on the verge of causing an international incident.
Taiwan may demand extradition to face charges of making false official statements.

PLEASE....Take them.

[newhaul]

Originally Posted by john61ct

Need?

I think maybe you haven't had much experience with that world?

you mean like my 2 ex-wife's as well as my current one all Irish redheads.

( and yes I am missing a few screws)

[newhaul]

Originally Posted by Souzag818

PLEASE....Take them.

we should be so lucky