I Hate my Outboard

[sailorboy1]

I hate my outboard and I'm pretty positive that it hates me!!!!

I give it more attention than any other single item on the boat! Yet it still treats me like crap and can only be counted on about 25% of the time.

I would assign it a gender in keeping with its' nature. But even a bit*h probably is good more than 25% of the time!