"You might be a cruiser ....."

[deckofficer]

As Jeff Foxworthy would say "You might be a cruiser if the munchies during Happy Hour constitutes your dinner".


"You might be a cruiser if you arrive at the supermarket pushing the same grocery cart you left with last week".


"You might be a cruiser if your key ring has a yellow floatie attached to it".

[carstenb]

If the only shoes you own are docksiders (flip flops are not shoes)

[sailorboy1]

If you think that it is real COOL that there are places that you can leave the water on while bushing your teeth, ......... you might be a Cruiser!

[Dsanduril]

if you sail with Jerry Cans lashed to your lifelines.

if your batteries are never fully charged.

[deckofficer]

"You might be a cruiser if all the clothes you own has at least one thin buttoned pocket for your passport".

[songbird]

if you faintly smell like a blend between diesel and mildew

[scoundrel]

you might NOT be a cruiser if your tender costs $30,000

[Waterway Guide]

....if you need dramamine to stave off "land-sickness."

[Privleoplag]

If you know that having a bad boy may not be referring to your son.

[skipmac]

You might be a cruiser if you drive a dinghy to the grocery store and don't even own a car.

[DennisM]

You might be a cruiser if...

when you remove your sunglasses, your face looks like a raccoon in reverse.

[svpattyd]

If you know the wind and sea state, but not the temperature.

[DennisM]

...if the water in your dink is from melting blocks of ice.

[Bash]

YMBAC if you know, without checking, that tonight's moon will be waning, crescent, and that the next high tide will be around 2126h.

[Bash]

YMBAC if you've owned your dink for seven years and you've never seen it deflated.