What's the Difference Between . . .

[anjou]

Hands up all those who are apathetic.

Oh, ok, suit yerselves, dont bloody bother then.

[zeehag]

hands up -- lol i cant get into that.....

[Geoduck]

Every time I here the word, "dink", I have a flash back!

[sarafina]

A ship can carry a boat and a boat can carry a dink and a dink can be rowed.

[boatman61]

Originally Posted by anjou

Nice one Gord, but I was kinda hoping a man of your infinite knowledge would also solve the riddle please.

Where does genius end and madness begin?

When your woman does not recognise the genius and only see's the madness...

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by boatman61

When your woman does not recognise the genius and only see's the madness...

what he said, but substitute man for woman...LOL

[Blue Stocking]

aboat is Lancashire-speak, meaning approximately
dink is Australian, usually preceded by fair, and followed by um

[Eleven]

I'm often a mug, especially when I have too many mugs. Tomorrow is not a good day for a mug shot.

[MarinerJo]

Originally Posted by anjou

Between a weasel and a stoat?

Nothing, they are both vermin. One has a black tipped tail though.

Originally Posted by anjou

A weasle is a weasonable little chap but a stoat is stoataly different.

Is not

[JanetGroene]

Yacht not for whom the bell buoy tolls, it tolls for sea.

Not sure what to do next? Ship or get off the yacht.

A boater is a straw hat but a straw poll is not a mast or gin pole.

A dink is a dinghy is a tender is a captain's gig and in some quarters is called a toad.

[Wotname]

A boat is what you sail home in after the ship sinks.