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**knottybuoyz** · 13-09-2007, 10:54

Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, His first cousin Patty Ann.

He takes her out for a special dinner,

And shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.

The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.

Later that night, he romances her under Special mood lighting.

A week or so later, Bubba realizes This relationship is getting serious.
He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner.

Patty Ann was So impressed with his thoughtfulness, They had a special Friday night date At the Soap & Suds Laundromat !

A month later he proposes to Patty Ann, And he buys her a really purdy Engagement ring.

On the day of their wedding, he Tells her how much he loves her Just before the ceremony.

Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite,

Where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ?
Hers was the Chandelier,

His was the New BBQ

Bubba takes his new bride home.

Then Bubba decides to fix a few Things around the house. He makes the bathroom a little Nicer for his sweetie,

And installs a new flat screen TV In the living room !

Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with
Only a 5th grade education.

7 months later, they send Out announcements.

Bubba Jr. Has arrived ! Now they are a family.
They are so proud of Jr. And marvel At how he gets cuter every day.

8 years later, Jr. Starts kindergarten. Jr. Loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.

After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. Finally Graduates to first grade.
To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. And his Classmates on a field trip.

Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family Move to a different state and settle into Their new DREAM HOME on the river, Where they live happily ever after !

The end

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Benny · 13-09-2007, 11:02

LOL!!! You're funny today Rick!

Keep 'em coming I haven't been on much - it was getting too serious and dry - good to see some humour back on the site.

TaoJones · 13-09-2007, 11:08

And the reviews are coming in:

"I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants . . . " Rex Reed

"It was just beautiful . . . really captures the family values of the South!" David Duke

"Cries out for a sequel! Encore!" Sylvester Stallone

markpj23 · 13-09-2007, 13:39

Hey Rick - I know you said you were hauled out to fix that out

drive... but that's not the picture I had in my mind....

davethegr8 · 13-09-2007, 13:45

That looks like a sweet as house. Although I would've gone with the deck on top.

DeepFrz · 13-09-2007, 14:02

Slow day at work Rick?

How's the stern drive coming?

**knottybuoyz** · 13-09-2007, 14:31

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Originally Posted by DeepFrz

Slow day at work Rick?

How'd ya guess Frz? Amazing the stuff that shows up in your e-mail inbox. Needed a chuckle so decided to lighten the mood around here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepFrz

How's the stern drive coming?

E-mail'd the service mgr after lunch. Didn't hear back. Hoping for tomorrow or Saturday. If not, no biggie, waited this long. They're busy winterizing boats right now so my drive was priority two for them.

Thanks Mark. How'd you figure it was mine? Ya wise guy!

We deep fried a turkey on the lower deck on the weekend for 65 of my closest first cousins!

Things got a lil' outta hand after grampy broke out the "shine" and grammy got a lil' loose and decided to swan dive "nekked" offa the trailer roof! Kids thought she was a hoot! Aunt Beatrice near had a heart attack when they pulled grammy outta the mud!