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Old 08-11-2011, 14:44   #1
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Overweight, Beer-Drinking Old Fart Sought . . .
for drinking on board a notayot in or out of harbor in all kinds of weather...under sail or at anchor--yes must enjoy anchoring... should be able to swim with a beer in hand......must be able to get along with sea creatures.....
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for drinking on board a notayot in or out of harbor in all kinds of weather...under sail or at anchor--yes must enjoy anchoring... should be able to swim with a beer in hand......must be able to get along with sea creatures.....
Zee you really should lift your standards a bit. What about wine or rum as a anternative to beer ??
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You crack me up, Zeehag! But your beautiful Formosa is a yacht....
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Cheers Zeehag!!
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And for all of you wouldbees that want to apply but have reservations about the beer swimming... The secret is to keep your thumb over the opening when a wave comes along.
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are there training classes in the swimming part available?????I am afraid of the water but willing to try if I can have a beer in my hand
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Tell you what,,,, If I can bring my lifejacket I will be all set.
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are there training classes in the swimming part available?????I am afraid of the water but willing to try if I can have a beer in my hand
Surprized it took you so long to get here but notice you are making up for lost time.
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And one of these is even better....
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And one of these is even better....

Will need to add a couple of inches to the waterline to handle the extra weight of this vessel.
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will be adding a couple of inches to my waistline with all the beer,,, glad she has a big boat
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Will need to add a couple of inches to the waterline to handle the extra weight of this vessel.
Amazing what one can carry on 'Real Sailboats...'
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