Guaranteed Way to Keep Birds Off Your Boat

[Chief Engineer]

Never seen one roosting

[Bash]

might a gull be better overhead than a warthog?

[shadow]

HOLY crap!?!?! Does this happen everyday or just once in while??@?@

[zeehag]

that method sucks, sorry. too loud. need something QUIET!!!!!!!
now --this is a quiet, sneaky , springing birdie killer--they(birdies) dont hang around my boat, or any boat i sail.....

heck-i would even go for cannonry over those airplanesfromhell...yipes!!!!

[Chief Engineer]

This happens at least three times a week sometimes more

They will fly 10 or twelve sorties a day...not counting touch and gos.

Then there are the C-130s.

[zeehag]

ouch. my ears hurt just thinking about that noise!!!! yipes--would do it for the birdees, tho!! i still like my way better--is warmer..

[sabray]

good lord do those things roost!!

[dennisail]

Those birds are rather loud and heavy looking. I would hate to have one build its nest in my rigging. Imagine the size of its droppings.

[markpierce]

Originally Posted by dennisail

Those birds are rather loud and heavy looking. I would hate to have one build its nest in my rigging. Imagine the size of its droppings.

Individual droppings are at least up to 2000 pounds, some guided, some unguided. Those birds also have a nasty spit.

[Dave the Canuck]

I'd be tempted to put up a flare although I suspect that approach might not end well.

[Surveyor]

Originally Posted by Dave the Canuck

I'd be tempted to put up a flare although I suspect that approach might not end well.

Yeah, your new cellmate may not like sailors or may like them too much

[Dave the Canuck]

Originally Posted by Surveyor

Yeah, your new cellmate may not like sailors or may like them too much

Is there a whisker pole joke here somewhere?

[Surveyor]

Originally Posted by Dave the Canuck

Is there a whisker pole joke here somewhere?

Very clever! LOL

[IdoraKeeper]

Those are an excellent anti bird device.. I want one...How much do spose they cost?

[markpierce]

Originally Posted by IdoraKeeper

Those are an excellent anti bird device.. I want one...How much do spose they cost?

If you have to ask, you can't afford one.