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Old 01-10-2012, 18:19   #16
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It was a hot summer day that August. My body slippery and glistening from persperation as i'd just finished my task of pulling anchor. I was young. A young woman perched up near the starbord bow, legs dangling over the gunnel and between them a station.
The evening breeze was gentle and I sat and enjoyed the steady rhythmic rolling and pounding as the bow broke wave upon wave. Still, with the breeze kissing my skin, I felt no relief from the heat.
Then I spotted him. There, left amidships on the bullwork and tied securely to the topsides hand holds. Tan and I guess about 5 gallons in size. He was mine to have. A helpless slave to me, no hope of escape. I would use him to my liking!
I rose up, hot and almost breathless to lay claim upon him. With a devious smirk I grabbed at him, embraced him momentarily in my right arm as my left hand had hold of the starbord shroud. Then very unceremoniously, I threw him over the side.
Just as swiftly I began to retrieve him. Hand over hand, pulling upon his wet and slppery line until I once again had my arm around him, pressed against my belly and groin.
Then I sat on the cabin top and lowered him slowly between my legs. I bent over him, and with both hands lifted him above my head and poured his contents upon my scorching flesh.
I was soaking wet and in total ecstasy. I unleashed him from his bindings. Closed him up in the cockpit lazzeret.
Then I layed upon the fore deck. Exhausted and cooled as the warm breeze and sun carressed and dried my skin.
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It was a hot summer day that August. My body slippery and glistening from persperation as i'd just finished my task of pulling anchor. I was young. A young woman perched up near the starbord bow, legs dangling over the gunnel and between them a station.
The evening breeze was gentle and I sat and enjoyed the steady rhythmic rolling and pounding as the bow broke wave upon wave. Still, with the breeze kissing my skin, I felt no relief from the heat.
Then I spotted him. There, left amidships on the bullwork and tied securely to the topsides hand holds. Tan and I guess about 5 gallons in size. He was mine to have. A helpless slave to me, no hope of escape. I would use him to my liking!
I rose up, hot and almost breathless to lay claim upon him. With a devious smirk I grabbed at him, embraced him momentarily in my right arm as my left hand had hold of the starbord shroud. Then very unceremoniously, I threw him over the side.
Just as swiftly I began to retrieve him. Hand over hand, pulling upon his wet and slppery line until I once again had my arm around him, pressed against my belly and groin.
Then I sat on the cabin top and lowered him slowly between my legs. I bent over him, and with both hands lifted him above my head and poured his contents upon my scorching flesh.
I was soaking wet and in total ecstasy. I unleashed him from his bindings. Closed him up in the cockpit lazzeret.
Then I layed upon the fore deck. Exhausted and cooled as the warm breeze and sun carressed and dried my skin.
The paramedics just left. I'm not sure what happened, one minute I was reading cruisers and the next minute....
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Old 02-10-2012, 18:29   #19
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Old 02-10-2012, 18:36   #20
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?

When I was young, my first bucket was a work bucket. Not something you wanted in the house with you, but rather a patched and scarred bucket with adhesives and cement still marking it's hide. That bucket taught me the value of a days hard work, and the joy of labor. Later in life I had flings with a variety of flashy buckets, even some rental buckets. I always came back to the work bucket.

Now I have a soft, clean companion bucket. But I still keep my work bucket outside.
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I thought I recognized you from the Post Office
Not the Post Office. Probably saw the wanted poster in West Marine they may have a warrant out for me for making my own buckets instead of buying some of their "marine" ones.
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Re: Do You Remember Your First Bucket?

Gadagirl. That is pure bucket porn. There will be a DVD genre soon devoted to it.

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Not the Post Office. Probably saw the wanted poster in West Marine they may have a warrant out for me for making my own buckets instead of buying some of their "marine" ones.
First bucket porn, now homegrown/moonshine buckets. Is there no end to this depravity? What next? Bucket sniffing.

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OMG... that's disturbing! Do I recognize you from this blog? Sociopath World
LOL. Well,I don't know about you but, I was voted "happiest" in my high school yearbook. Still am. Though what is disturbing is that you would know about that website. Though I will say that this time of year empty anitifreeze jugs do fear me.
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Buckets have come and gone, so many I can't remember them all. But this one, old, ugly and grey, is strong and amazing. That's why my relationship with this bucket has outdone all the other better looking ones. As I sit on it's open orifice, squeezing my bodily juices into it's deep cavity, it sits quietly on the heaving decks as I bounce on it without complaint.

I love my bucket.

But I REALLY wish HWMO wouldn't wash the bloomin dishes in it!
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The thread came back!

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Must have gone away whilst i was asleep. Thank goodness it is back anyway. Been some fun, some laughs and a bunch of good little imaginations running wild.

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My birthday... about 6 weeks before I landed in Dublin, and the friend of the family I was staying with, picked me up and took me to the pub. After a few pints, he commented that I was already pissed, and that by my birthday I would be able to handle a bucket... Well from what I remember... i had 12 pints and a shot of whiskey... but apparently there are another few hours we where still in the pub... those i cant tell you anything about.
(For those that dont know.. 8 pints to a bukcet.)
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