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Old 18-08-2013, 11:59   #1
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Those crazy Cruisersforum banner ads

So today I was greeted by a banner ad that was all Chinese (Mandarin, perhaps?) and I really just have to wonder. Google translate rendered it as:

"π Run Suo Yu ⁥ jin jin Rui Rui 㰾 㰾 Tou WHATSOEVER 㰾 luster of gems tumultuous 㹥 Tu Min Tan 㩲 ㌣ 㔴 㙤 Fu Huangyuwanchi Jingbanlaiyong ⱬ Qiajiongmuyang 㩮 㬰 Wei Cheng Breast - feeding 㩧 fine Huangyusunjian Si pigwash You ⵤ Mintan 㩲 contravene Yuhuimutu 㭴 flooded Lizhaobogu 㩹 Zhen mow Yu Mu Lian ⱬ ⱡ Save Xianchuanfangwan Yang Bo fill up observing the luster of gems tumultuous 㹥 Yan 㹴 Zuoyousuoyi ⡮ Bo Kaiaohunxian 㵳 Qijuditang ⤨ Mianyang ⠩ 㬩 furrow Juditangceon ⡵ Mount 
 Gordon Hart bland 㴠 Shuodaotongtu ⹴ Ji 䕴 Dear Right-Wing Lin He Rong Fu ⥤ fistula Mu Zhi 㴠 ⠠ Xia ⁷ Li whole ⤨ ⸩ Qi Xu Hao ⡥ 㬩 Dinner ⠠ ⁡ ☦ indignant Tao Shu ☠ ... ⥢ Li Qing ⁲ ⁴‽ ⁢ * ⹡ Ji 㭴 Dinner ⠠ Kai Aohuntiru 
 twist angry dog ​​Fu Ɽ Yu Qian Wan 㬩 ❴ knock Chouyuanyangqing"

which of course is far simpler for me to understand than the original ad:
"ℼ潤瑣灹⁥瑨汭㰾瑨汭㰾敨摡㰾瑳汹㹥筡潣潬㩲㌣㔴㙤絥潢祤琬扡敬搬癩甬ⱬ楬浻牡楧㩮㬰慰摤湩㩧細潢祤扻捡 杫潲湵ⵤ潣潬㩲牴湡灳牡湥㭴潦瑮昭浡汩㩹敶摲湡ⱡ牡慩ⱬ慳獮猭牥晩紻⼼瑳汹㹥猼牣灩㹴昨湵瑣潩⡮笩楷摮睯献 㵳畦据楴湯⤨絻紻⠩㬩畦据楴湯猠⡵摩
登牡愠㴠搠捯浵湥⹴敧䕴敬敭瑮祂摉椨⥤瘻牡戠㴠⠠敮⁷慄整⤨⸩敧呴浩 ⡥㬩晩⠠⁡☦愠洮瑹☠⥢笠慶⁲⁴‽⁢*⹡祭㭴晩⠠楷摮睯挮獳
捻獳椨Ɽ挧歬❴琬㬩敲畴湲紻慶 "

which greeted me on:
Size of Battery Charger

But hey, dinner and Angry Dog Fu sure sounds more rational than all the ads for single women.

Anybody else seen really good ads on this forum?
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Old 18-08-2013, 12:05   #2
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two words: adblock plus
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Old 18-08-2013, 12:20   #3
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But Jack, I might NEED twisted angry dog fu at some point!

How else would I know where to obtain it?
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But Jack, I might NEED twisted angry dog fu at some point!

How else would I know where to obtain it?
Or know how to Wei Cheng Breast - feeding
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No, that's not a style or method of breastfeeding, that's a service that provides what the Brits used to call "wet nannies".

Also not easy to find, not even on Craigslist.
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