So today I was greeted by a banner ad that was all Chinese (Mandarin, perhaps?) and I really just have to wonder. Google
translate rendered it as:
"π Run Suo Yu jin jin Rui Rui 㰾 㰾 Tou WHATSOEVER 㰾 luster of gems tumultuous 㹥 Tu Min Tan 㩲 ㌣ 㔴 㙤 ** Huangyuwanchi Jingbanlaiyong ⱬ Qiajiongmuyang 㩮 㬰 Wei Cheng Breast - feeding 㩧 fine Huangyusunjian Si pigwash You ⵤ Mintan 㩲 contravene Yuhuimutu 㭴 flooded Lizhaobogu 㩹 Zhen mow Yu Mu Lian ⱬ ⱡ Save Xianchuanfangwan Yang Bo fill up observing the luster of gems tumultuous 㹥 Yan 㹴 Zuoyousuoyi ⡮ Bo Kaiaohunxian 㵳 Qijuditang ⤨ Mianyang ⠩ 㬩 furrow Juditangceon ⡵ Mount
Gordon Hart bland 㴠 Shuodaotongtu Ji 䕴 Dear Right-Wing Lin He Rong ** ⥤ fistula Mu Zhi 㴠 ⠠ Xia ⁷ Li whole ⤨ ⸩ Qi Xu Hao ⡥ 㬩 Dinner ⠠ ☦ indignant Tao Shu ☠ ... ⥢ Li Qing ⁴‽ * Ji 㭴 Dinner ⠠ Kai Aohuntiru
twist angry dog ** Ɽ Yu Qian Wan 㬩 ❴ knock Chouyuanyangqing"
which of course is far simpler for me to understand than the original ad:
"ℼ潤瑣灹瑨汭㰾瑨汭㰾敨摡㰾瑳汹㹥筡潣潬㩲㌣㔴㙤絥潢祤琬扡敬搬癩甬ⱬ楬浻牡楧㩮㬰慰摤湩㩧細潢祤扻捡 杫潲湵ⵤ潣潬㩲牴湡灳牡湥㭴潦瑮昭浡汩㩹敶摲湡ⱡ牡慩ⱬ慳獮猭牥晩紻⼼瑳汹㹥猼牣灩㹴昨湵瑣潩⡮笩楷摮睯献 㵳畦据楴湯⤨絻紻⠩㬩畦据楴湯猠⡵摩
which greeted me on:
But hey, dinner and Angry Dog ** sure sounds more rational than all the ads for single women
Anybody else seen really good ads on this forum?