Those crazy Cruisersforum banner ads

[hellosailor]

So today I was greeted by a banner ad that was all Chinese (Mandarin, perhaps?) and I really just have to wonder. Google translate rendered it as:

"π Run Suo Yu ⁥ jin jin Rui Rui 㰾 㰾 Tou WHATSOEVER 㰾 luster of gems tumultuous 㹥 Tu Min Tan 㩲 ㌣ 㔴 㙤 ** Huangyuwanchi Jingbanlaiyong ⱬ Qiajiongmuyang 㩮 㬰 Wei Cheng Breast - feeding 㩧 fine Huangyusunjian Si pigwash You ⵤ Mintan 㩲 contravene Yuhuimutu 㭴 flooded Lizhaobogu 㩹 Zhen mow Yu Mu Lian ⱬ ⱡ Save Xianchuanfangwan Yang Bo fill up observing the luster of gems tumultuous 㹥 Yan 㹴 Zuoyousuoyi ⡮ Bo Kaiaohunxian 㵳 Qijuditang ⤨ Mianyang ⠩ 㬩 furrow Juditangceon ⡵ Mount 
 Gordon Hart bland 㴠 Shuodaotongtu ⹴ Ji 䕴 Dear Right-Wing Lin He Rong ** ⥤ fistula Mu Zhi 㴠 ⠠ Xia ⁷ Li whole ⤨ ⸩ Qi Xu Hao ⡥ 㬩 Dinner ⠠ ⁡ ☦ indignant Tao Shu ☠ ... ⥢ Li Qing ⁲ ⁴‽ ⁢ * ⹡ Ji 㭴 Dinner ⠠ Kai Aohuntiru 
 twist angry dog ​​** Ɽ Yu Qian Wan 㬩 ❴ knock Chouyuanyangqing"

which of course is far simpler for me to understand than the original ad:
"ℼ潤瑣灹⁥瑨汭㰾瑨汭㰾敨摡㰾瑳汹㹥筡潣潬㩲㌣㔴㙤絥潢祤琬扡敬搬癩甬ⱬ楬浻牡楧㩮㬰慰摤湩㩧細潢祤扻捡 杫潲湵ⵤ潣潬㩲牴湡灳牡湥㭴潦瑮昭浡汩㩹敶摲湡ⱡ牡慩ⱬ慳獮猭牥晩紻⼼瑳汹㹥猼牣灩㹴昨湵瑣潩⡮笩楷摮睯献 㵳畦据楴湯⤨絻紻⠩㬩畦据楴湯猠⡵摩
登牡愠㴠搠捯浵湥⹴敧䕴敬敭瑮祂摉椨⥤瘻牡戠㴠⠠敮⁷慄整⤨⸩敧呴浩 ⡥㬩晩⠠⁡☦愠洮瑹☠…⥢笠慶⁲⁴‽⁢*⹡祭㭴晩⠠楷摮睯挮獳
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which greeted me on:
http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...-109293-6.html

But hey, dinner and Angry Dog ** sure sounds more rational than all the ads for single women.

Anybody else seen really good ads on this forum?

[nimblemotors]

two words: adblock plus
https://adblockplus.org/en/chrome

[hellosailor]

But Jack, I might NEED twisted angry dog ** at some point!

How else would I know where to obtain it?

[Celestialsailor]

Originally Posted by hellosailor

But Jack, I might NEED twisted angry dog ** at some point!

How else would I know where to obtain it?

Or know how to Wei Cheng Breast - feeding

[hellosailor]

No, that's not a style or method of breastfeeding, that's a service that provides what the Brits used to call "wet nannies".

Also not easy to find, not even on Craigslist.