Emergency 'Dip'

[GordMay]

Boaters’ Emergency Dip
Excellent for entertaining unexpected (uninvited) guests. or for those last minute beach party “”pot lucks”.

Ingredients:
~ Dried Spaghetti
~ Stuff

Take raw spaghetti, dip into “stuff” (cruisers always have “stuff” lying around), and eat.

Health Risks:
Minimal ~ EXCEPTION: Do NOT eat raw speghetti when partaking of ice-chilled beverages. Should you get an ice cube stuck in your throat, and employ the “boiling water” remedy (see previous post), the spaghetti could swell up, causing severe queasiness and/or death.