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**GordMay** · 26-07-2021, 05:02

Some “alternative facts” are simply lies.
Some aren’t - they’re just misrepresentations of a true fact.
For instance:
My high school transcript says I had 63 absences.
Wrong!
I was, in fact, present, elsewhere,

double u · 26-07-2021, 05:32

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Originally Posted by goboatingnow

At least this garbage is in the joke thread

Yep, joke thread!

**tkeithlu** · 26-07-2021, 05:56

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JBP · 26-07-2021, 06:39

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.

The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.

Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"

The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."

**JPA Cate** · 26-07-2021, 16:15

One off topic post and 4 comments have been removed.

Please post jokes in the jokes thread, and other subject matter in the appropriate forums.

Thank you.

Ann

jeanathon · 26-07-2021, 16:19

Don't play the vaccine drinking game. You know the one where you turn on a news channel and take a shot every time they say the word vaccine.

Been in an alcohol coma for 3 days. My buddy Pete didn't make it. Proving sometimes too many shots aren't good for ya.

goboatingnow · 26-07-2021, 16:20

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Originally Posted by JBP

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.

The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.

Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"

The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."

Sadly and it’s a joke “ to currently get a pint of Guinness in a pub , requires a vaccine certification and photo ID !

**GordMay** · 27-07-2021, 01:04

Uncle Bob · 27-07-2021, 01:32

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**GordMay** · 27-07-2021, 02:06

Last week I went to the AT&T headquarters in Dallas to file a formal complaint about their poor wireless coverage
When I walked into the lobby no one was there. There was a front desk with a few phones and computers. Taped to the back of one of the monitors was a note:

"Currently no receptionist in this area"