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Old 28-10-2021, 11:14   #1231
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Old 28-10-2021, 20:15   #1232
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https://tv.gab.com/media/6176ab0c1a4...db1357&r=1080p
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Old 28-10-2021, 20:59   #1233
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The funniest part about that video is that other people seem to care so much about something we Aussies are totally OK with.
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Old 28-10-2021, 22:41   #1234
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"i once went 18 years without a beer"

"oh, really...what happened then ?"

"my eighteenth birthday..."



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Old 29-10-2021, 01:18   #1235
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Old 29-10-2021, 01:19   #1236
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^^^^^

Good one Chris, but I would never have guessed that your were such a stickler for silly laws... crikeys, 18 bloody years!

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Good one Chris, but I would never have guessed that your were such a stickler for silly laws... crikeys, 18 bloody years!

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yep, was a long time. mind you for part of it i was too short to be seen by the barman...for the rest, well i blame the parents...

anyway, doing my best to make up for it now...

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Too much, too soon Gord. I recommend editing that thing out.
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Too much, too soon Gord. I recommend editing that thing out.
Aw come on.......that's a straw argument !
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I find it strange how everyone, suddenly, cares about straws killing dolphins
… because they've been breaking camels' backs, for years.

The plastic straw bans, now happening in many cities, were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.
His name was No-straw-damus.

After 23 school shootings in 2018 ...
We did it. We finally banned straws.

Did you hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia?
Ethiopia wrote back, and said, thanks for the leg warmers.
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Old 29-10-2021, 07:12   #1242
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I've always wondered if Drog was a real word, or just Gord"s wicked alter ego?
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Old 29-10-2021, 09:18   #1243
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Well that has sparked a memory.

Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?








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I find it strange how everyone, suddenly, cares about straws killing dolphins
… because they've been breaking camels' backs, for years.

The plastic straw bans, now happening in many cities, were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.
His name was No-straw-damus.

After 23 school shootings in 2018 ...
We did it. We finally banned straws.

Did you hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia?
Ethiopia wrote back, and said, thanks for the leg warmers.


Brilliant response, can't fault it
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Old 29-10-2021, 14:50   #1245
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Please do not forget this is the JOKE thread
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