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Old 22-06-2021, 20:35   #256
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As I predicted.
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:36   #257
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PSA...
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:37   #258
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Is that a felony?
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:38   #259
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soaking...
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Old 22-06-2021, 20:40   #260
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Mom sounds like fun...
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Old 22-06-2021, 22:40   #261
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Mom sounds like fun...
socaldmax, you're posting some great stuff at the moment (thanks), but this last one had me rolling on the floor laughing...

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Old 22-06-2021, 22:59   #262
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Old 23-06-2021, 10:59   #265
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Existentialism today.
More philosophy humor:

Descartes takes his date, Jeanne, to a Michelin-starred restaurant for her birthday.

The sommelier hands them the wine list, and Jeanne picks the most expensive Burgundy on the list.

"I think not!" exclaims an indignant Descartes, and *POOF* he disappears.
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A: What do you get if you cross a philosopher with a godfather?
A: An offer you can’t understand.

Nihilism means nothing to me.

A man goes into a library, and asks for a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat.
The librarian says, “It rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s there or not”
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We all have to do our part for the environment. And there are many different ways one can save energy.
I normally use the couch.
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Kaiser Medical offered us a free course on breathing properly through the nose.

I said “Sinus up!”
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Old 23-06-2021, 14:19   #269
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Nice gunship....a Lee Metford or Enfield class?
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A man goes into a library, and asks for a book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat.
The librarian says, “It rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s there or not”
Okay, you win the joke thread for today with that one.
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