END OF THE WORLD !!@!!!

[zeehag]

ok, is a rapture better than an orgasm??? if so, do they supply the partner or do ye has to find yer own?? all the men here are taken .... married or some such...hhhhhmmmmm

[GordMay]

How the Media might cover the end times tribulation:

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

[captain58sailin]

Too funny Gord. If this is it, then I expect, I'll have my pick of the yachts left behind.

[markpierce]

We're having an "End of the World" party this evening, after 18:00 hours, and will be enjoying homemade chicken quesadillas and margaritas.

[zeehag]

pick of all yachts--goood thing mine isnt a yacht but a sailboat..LOL..... besides i refuse to die or falloff edge of world today-- bubba would be most unhappy .....

[captain58sailin]

I expect, I will be left behind, I am an unrepentant pagan, so when all the good people go to heaven today, I will get to pick my dream boat out, oh wait a minute I already have my dream boat, well then I'll just have more room in the different anchorages, and I won't have to finish paying my boat off.

[courageous cat]

I'M STILL WAITING

[btrayfors]

Great quotes, Gord!

But they missed the big one:


FOX NEWS: "Obama did it!"


Bill

[aboutgone]

Party at the boot key city harbor ......be there!!!!!

[zeehag]

boot key harbor is a long swim from mazatlan..LOL

[David_Old_Jersey]

For those that missed this Rapture, the next one is Sept 19.

You heard it here first...........

[hummingway]

Well, until the next time, this thread is closed.