Re: Oh that dumb sailor talk...
Originally Posted by ontherocks83
Doctors office? I thought you were only allowed to read Readers Digest while pooping.
Have I had it wrong all this time?
Yes you are wrong. The preferred poop break book is "Uncle John Great Big Bathroom Reader".
If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cat's back and dropped it? - Steven Wright