Crew Wanted: Looking For Sailing Partner,

[Jaxxiam]

Originally Posted by atoll

why mess around

How to Buy a Russian Bride - and How Much It Costs

Nice one.
Cheers!

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by robwilk37

maybe just women should respond if interested, thought that was implied..

Good luck with that wish .

To be fair, whilst you did mention the gender you are after you did not state your own.......

.....and here on cf we don't presume - at least not when its funny.

[kiwiladysailor]

a few questions .... how much of my money will you need to finish your boat? When you say 16 th century Italian , what do you mean exactly? That statement is conjuring all kinds of possibilities in my tiny mind, Do you mind if without lipstick I am a bit ugly? Will you have a water maker on board? and how long will my night watches be? Do you do shiatsu massage? How big is the boat ? Will we have an epirb ? Lifeboat ? Lifejackets ?
How OLD ARE YOU BTW ?

[jeanathon]

Well for those of you that are disappointed you don't meet his criteria. I will help be more inclusive. 25 to 35 is fine also anyone who enjoys a rounded meal including a nice steak on occasion, or maybe just oysters and beer. Bikini is optional although you may feel more comfortable with one on when we have guests.
Hope that helps lessen some disappointment.

[Jammer Six]

The question I have is how does someone who claims to be non-materialistic ski, belong to health clubs and own a pleasure yacht?

[Andrew B.]

Originally Posted by kiwiladysailor

a few questions .... how much of my money will you need to finish your boat? When you say 16 th century Italian , what do you mean exactly? That statement is conjuring all kinds of possibilities in my tiny mind, Do you mind if without lipstick I am a bit ugly? Will you have a water maker on board? and how long will my night watches be? Do you do shiatsu massage? How big is the boat ? Will we have an epirb ? Lifeboat ? Lifejackets ?
How OLD ARE YOU BTW ?

Yeah but you have pretty feet, and those plates of food look tasty too.

If you don't mind a second opinion if that pic is of you then I am betting you look
damn good with, or without lipstick.

btw I get cases of lipstick wholesale...lol

[crazyoldboatguy]

=== how much of my money will you need to finish your boat? ===

+1

[onestepcsy37]

Originally Posted by Jammer Six

The question I have is how does someone who claims to be non-materialistic ski, belong to health clubs and own a pleasure yacht?

Best question yet...

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[ryon]

Wait a minute! ... San Diego,.. adventurous in the Italian 16th century sense of the word,.. building it for the next couple of years,...

How many babes do you expect to take with you? No way are you going to singlehand this monster, It'll take at least 15-20 crew just to get her out of the harbor.


San Salvador San Diego Build-site - Maritime Museum of San Diego

[Taylordega]

I suggest you go to findacrew.com

[Taylordega]

Sorry, it may be findacrew.net good luck!

[huttosteph]

I just wanted to say that reading this thread I laughed out loud several times! You guys don't give an INCH!! Russian bride! Steak and heels! Sarcasm IS a fine art, glad to see it so freely practiced here. I am new to the forum, and just wanted to say thanks for the chuckle. Unfortunately I am not a candidate for your boat. I have TONS of shoes, paint my face, eat meat and am a formidable consumer. BUT, I wanted to say, there is nothing wrong with your wish list. Had you asked for things like "must wear make-up, enjoy tottering around in high heels, and grilling steaks for me", you would have been even more skewered! Good luck in your search, try looking anywhere they sell patchouli.

[David_Old_Jersey]

Prepare for incoming.......

[Andrew B.]

Originally Posted by huttosteph

I just wanted to say that reading this thread I laughed out loud several times! You guys don't give an INCH!! Russian bride! Steak and heels! Sarcasm IS a fine art, glad to see it so freely practiced here. I am new to the forum, and just wanted to say thanks for the chuckle. Unfortunately I am not a candidate for your boat. I have TONS of shoes, paint my face, eat meat and am a formidable consumer. BUT, I wanted to say, there is nothing wrong with your wish list. Had you asked for things like "must wear make-up, enjoy tottering around in high heels, and grilling steaks for me", you would have been even more skewered! Good luck in your search, try looking anywhere they sell patchouli.

Someone told me that Craig's list is good too ? But I am just to shy for all that...lol...

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by kiwiladysailor

How OLD ARE YOU BTW ?

No, this is the real question