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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-01-2020, 11:11
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Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

I think the dishes were to make fun of the Sydney Theatre.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 23-12-2019, 16:03
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Awesome stories Socald.

Thank you.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 23-12-2019, 10:20
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Go on....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-12-2019, 16:55
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Yes, really.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-04-2019, 18:44
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mypHZmXdU3o
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-04-2019, 15:14
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

If he were gender fluid he could be the first woman president.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-04-2019, 12:29
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

I don’t know if all the above words are yours, Gord, but I laugh at, (this being the funny thread,) the use of the word “branded.” “Unleash” is also pretty humorous.

I look for semi-vitriolic...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-04-2019, 09:20
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

It’s GB. They don’t have freedom of speech as we know it in the US.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-04-2019, 19:16
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Well then, so much for sticks and stones.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-03-2019, 20:42
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

RBG is often spellchecked to RGB.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-03-2019, 20:28
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Thanks for the picture of the fentanyl. I was a real eye opener.

If I were to have tried it I would have started with a lot more than that.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-02-2019, 20:42
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Matrix, The movie.

Neo, The character.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 08-02-2019, 16:12
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-12-2018, 04:50
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

“Baked Fresh” is a phrase I find absurd.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 11-09-2018, 06:25
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

For the tech savvy:

I can’t find the “Be Nice” feature here on CF.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-07-2018, 16:41
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

Ha Ha!

I just put that in the calculator and it worked.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-07-2018, 15:43
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

They’re still in CT.

I almost hit one on Route 8 one night.

It was close. Glad I missed it.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-07-2018, 16:53
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

When Artie was going to choke somebody I knew something was coming.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-07-2018, 13:34
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

I knew what zoom lines were.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-07-2018, 19:59
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-04-2017, 17:15
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-04-2017, 14:00
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

I saw a circus act last week. A man jumped from a 100ft tower into a flaming barbecue pit. The audience immediately rose to their feet and shouted, "Well done, well done!"
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-03-2017, 10:41
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-03-2017, 10:13
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

What do you do with a Elephant with three balls?

I don't know, what do you do with a Elephant with three balls?

You walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-03-2017, 10:07
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,642,416
Posted By Jason Flare
Re: The New Joke Thread

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood...
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