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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-06-2020, 09:06
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too; ...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 22-06-2020, 11:10
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

We live in a post Algonquin Round Table world. :biggrin:

And barroom level jokes? Guilty. :whistling: Heck, I've a number of posts that begin "So I was down to the pub the other night....", or...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-06-2020, 18:01
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

"Video unavailable
The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

Well, okay. You know what? I'm just going to say it was a really humorous video bit. And move on with life....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-06-2020, 12:52
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Don't own a smartphone, so this is the best I can do. :whistling:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-06-2020, 12:42
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Blocked if not a facebook member.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-06-2020, 11:38
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Fair enough. Now please excuse me while I climb down from my high horse. :biggrin:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-06-2020, 11:07
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

So the company had transferred me to South Korea for a few years and found my self dating then cohabitating with the Madam of a whore house. Completely against the law and company regs - if...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-06-2020, 10:31
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Who's leg ya trying to pull? :biggrin: This is the joke thread and more than a few of us have been accused of "skirting the edge of the law and common decency." I know this because of back-channel...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-06-2020, 11:51
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

First posting in GB and went to the US Embassy for arrival-briefing. Bit early, and I'm hanging about, reading various info on the bulletin boards. There was a two-page article warning newcomers...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 11-06-2020, 08:14
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Wry

:sprint:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 09-06-2020, 15:20
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Airlines will be scrambling to make up for lost revenue - I've heard they'll be charging a fee if you're carrying emotional baggage on board.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-06-2020, 14:14
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Found it. Be patient, as he starts with some simplistic explanations before getting into it. He starts covering Kiribati within the first 2 mins. Also, gets into the differences between PacIOOS and...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-06-2020, 11:53
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Still being stuck in the "time" rabbit hole, I stumbled across this quote and have blatently appropriated it for the Joke Thread. Corrections or comments should be directed to the original author,...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-06-2020, 11:36
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Meanwhile...

Late one night a bouncer at a bar once tried to tell me it was time to leave. I said it was too early to close. We compared watches and I told him that his watch was off by a half...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-06-2020, 21:55
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Now if you'll excuse me, there's another rabbit hole needs exploring. :jump:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-06-2020, 15:13
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Semisopochnoi 51°57′05″N 179°36′03″E

We know that the international date line (IDL) doesn't follow longitude 180 - heck, just look at a map showing Samoa vs American Samoa.

Okay, but my...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-06-2020, 12:35
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

There was something in my (eclectic) news feed about that the other day. Something about one Alaskan island being cut by the international date line, depending on which map projection is being used....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 01-06-2020, 17:09
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Things found when inadvertently going to the wrong website.


My little girl just said to me: "Mom, how is progress possible if our growth is stunted by perpetual tribalism and xenophobia?" Wow....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-05-2020, 08:13
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Okay! :thumb: By the way - my day job is "retired".

C'mon, you don't think the Panda joke was funny? A little bit? Anchor baby? What with the US crackdown not only on illegal immigrants but also...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 27-05-2020, 18:49
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Been practicing some new jokes because I started doing stand up comedy.
I stand up on my balcony and run through the routine out loud.
Over and over again, working on my timing.
The squirrels...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 27-05-2020, 15:28
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

:bow: :bow: :bow:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 26-05-2020, 07:45
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Well, different folks have different senses of humor, I guess. But I agree:
No more jello jokes, please. They're off-pudding. :whistling:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-05-2020, 15:31
Replies: 14,966
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Is tomorrow Tuesday or June?

We're all brave in our own way.
For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough.

I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning
and I don't...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-05-2020, 14:36
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

Etymology
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-05-2020, 14:05
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Posted By svmariane
Re: The New Joke Thread

About that low level of supplies in the pantry? Came up with this week's menu:

Sun - Steak
Mon - Burgers
Tues - Spaghetti
Wed - Ramen
Thur - Creamed Corn
Fri - Roadkill Squirrel
Sat -...
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