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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 17-11-2020, 20:13
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

If the answer is "Cock robin", what was the question?



"Hey Batman, what's that in my ear?"
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-10-2020, 15:01
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

I cant se it either Stu,
NSW,
Australia
from work
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-10-2020, 19:46
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

Thanks Stu,
I am at work- I think some of our controls are preventing me to post pics
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-10-2020, 17:29
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

https://https://zh-cn.facebook.com/pg/LibertarianParty/photos/?ref=page_internal
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-07-2020, 06:04
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

I have never heard of anyone trying to eat a black cockatoo, though the galah is a local delicacy. The galah is also a parrot, though pink and grey in colour. They also make a raucous call.
To cook...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-06-2020, 20:04
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

Of Course Donald has stockpiled a large amount of ice-cream, canned fruit, whipped cream and raspberry syrup.
Ivanka says he must be planning to self isolate for a month of Sundaes
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-06-2020, 19:59
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

Did you hear that Donald Trump has caught COVID 19. The treating physicians are confused and amazed...they thought the virus attacked lungs, not arseholes!!!
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 18-05-2020, 20:54
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

My wife just threw a bottle of omega 3 capsules at me, I only have super fish oil injuries but I am lucky I wasn't krilled.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 31-01-2020, 14:01
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

Looks like Socaldmax has broken his posts again.:trash:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 20-11-2019, 14:54
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

Water is still cold but.....:biggrin:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 25-09-2019, 17:14
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

The local IT dept calls it a PICNIC problem- Problem in Chair, Not in Computer.
:biggrin:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-04-2019, 15:48
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

:peace:
Sorry about the poor editing- I should have proofed it first.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-04-2019, 15:47
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them
there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.Well the Englishman pushes the beer...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-03-2019, 20:08
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

It is quite a nice drink- with a nice heat to it. Wonderful on a cool winter evening. it is great with frozen blueberries- the heat plus the sweetness is awesome.

Cheers
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 21-11-2018, 02:02
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

https://https://i0.wp.com/thelaughterward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Keep-it-classy-11.jpg?ssl=1
It is getting warm here.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-05-2015, 14:13
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-05-2015, 14:11
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Posted By Perfusser
Re: The New Joke Thread

A Kiwi walked into the local Centrelink office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job.”
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got...
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