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Old 10-06-2016, 21:44   #1
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Noah's Ark collides with CG ship

You could never you make this stuff up

Noah's Ark Crashes Into Coast Guard Vessel... You Read That Right - gCaptain
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Old 10-06-2016, 22:10   #2
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Re: Noah's Ark collides with CG ship

I have no idea how to respond to this. Except, does anyone know what Noah used for propulsion?
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Cow farts?
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Re: Noah's Ark collides with CG ship

The biblical ark was a free drifting barge.... (we think... if it actually existed)
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Cow farts?
Ah methane! Of course! One cow trumps a bank of lithium batteries or tank of diesel! And fresh milk as a bonus!
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Re: Noah's Ark collides with CG ship

Isn't there another ark being built in the USA?


Looks like there will be a flood soon, of arks!
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Don't we all have our arks? Mine is good for two people and a dog. Hope it rains soon. We need the water.


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If you watch the video carefully, at 1:06 you can see the two unicorns falling out. And that's why "you're never gonna see no unicorns."
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I belive the ark has right of way...cg vessel should have moved.
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Gee those topsides look really robust , at least he had the sense to base it off a steel barge or something.

Why the sudden dearth of these follies? I've seen no mention in global warming articles about scientists suggesting we all build arks...
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Unicorns - why they are extinct!
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