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Old 21-12-2012, 10:59   #1816
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Ya, the lime was to kill the bacteria on the lip of the bottle from the water it had been sitting in.... in Mexico I understand Corona is about on a level with Schlitz or other animal beer up here.
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Old 21-12-2012, 11:07   #1817
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Ya, the lime was to kill the bacteria on the lip of the bottle from the water it had been sitting in.... in Mexico I understand Corona is about on a level with Schlitz or other animal beer up here.
Don't get me started on American "men" and all the things they drink that they call beer these days. A fight might break out and one of them will hit me with his purse - LOL...
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Old 21-12-2012, 13:27   #1818
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Ya, the lime was to kill the bacteria on the lip of the bottle from the water it had been sitting in.... in Mexico I understand Corona is about on a level with Schlitz or other animal beer up here.
No kidding. With all the great beers in Mexico, I can't understand why anyone wastes their money on Corona.

Now, Negro Modelo, THAT'S beer !

I know, thread drift.
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Si, si, pero la esta Negra Modelo, amigo.



If you google it, there is one interesting image among the shots of beer that shouldn't be there, if it were a high school test sheet.
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Negra modelo is the best damn beer in the world. Athough Flensburg Dunkel comes in a very close second
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Old 22-12-2012, 08:32   #1821
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Don't get me started on American "men" and all the things they drink that they call beer these days. A fight might break out and one of them will hit me with his purse - LOL...

Best of the day but no award because of drift.

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During a graduation ceremony, a girl named Kelsie Elise Frick decided to add some humor. Pretty good joke on the announcer.

GVSU Commencement 2012 - Girl fools announcer into saying "Fricken Awesome" - YouTube
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Old 23-12-2012, 12:25   #1823
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New Aussie Pickup Line

A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,

"You remind me of my little toe"

She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"

He says, "No. Iíll probably bang you on the coffee table
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I guess i need to know how sucessful that. Line is before i use it
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For a good one, go here>>>>>.
http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...ml#post1119544
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That is funny delmarrey, thanks, had not read that thread.

PS, Being not particularly PC or up with trends etc, what does "twink" crowd mean? Cannot wait for the reply/replies

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That is funny delmarrey, thanks, had not read that thread.

PS, Being not particularly PC or up with trends etc, what does "twink" crowd mean? Cannot wait for the reply/replies

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I think it's misspelled!
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Damn, thought that i was going to learn something modern. Ah well, back to the tar pit i go.

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Damn, thought that i was going to learn something modern. Ah well, back to the tar pit i go.

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Just trying to be humorous. Go here>>. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(gay_slang)
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