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Old 24-10-2022, 01:02   #3496
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Why did the transman become a vegetarian??
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Because he was a her before.
Boom tish.
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Old 24-10-2022, 01:14   #3497
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\Dang, that's a good one, Rob.

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I picked up a hitch hiker.

The man got in my car and said, "Thank you for picking me up, but I mean how do you know I am not a serial killer or something?"

I said "I don't know for sure, but the chances of 2 serial killers being in the one car would be astronomical"
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Took me forever to get that Beauty one!
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Took me forever to get that Beauty one!
My first thought was that he wasn’t a Florida bee keeper.
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T64$?
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Old 28-10-2022, 15:33   #3505
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A meme suitable for the CF
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Good morning, sunshine . . .
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Protective fathers be like:
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A visual representation of what I enjoy doing to some people.
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