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Old 23-06-2014, 12:29   #1
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'drunken 3-way sex romp'

"A fishing boat smashed head on into runway approach lights at La Guardia Airport early Sunday after the vesselís drunken captain deserted the helm for a three-way sex romp ó exposing a stunning security weakness, sources told The Post."

Crash captain left helm for ‘drunken 3-way sex romp’ | New York Post
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Old 23-06-2014, 12:50   #2
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Thank you, I was starting to get bored with the other threads.
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Old 23-06-2014, 12:52   #3
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Old 23-06-2014, 12:54   #4
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Re: 'drunken 3-way sex romp'

Wow... have the Floridians moved to NY? :>)
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Old 23-06-2014, 12:56   #5
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Re: 'drunken 3-way sex romp'

Ok I'll start.... ..
Which lights should he have been showing?

NUC?
Restricted in Ability to Maneuver?
Fishing in Tandem?
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Old 23-06-2014, 12:59   #6
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Good thing they hit that structure, otherwise the would have run aground at Rikers Island, the world's biggest penal colony!

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Old 23-06-2014, 13:01   #7
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Re: 'drunken 3-way sex romp'

Way to liven up the forum, OP!

Best line in the article:
“There’s a moral here: If you’re feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.’’
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Or perhaps had a collision with the Vernon C. Bain Correction Center, New York City's very own prison barge.

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Ok I'll start.... ..
Which lights should he have been showing?

NUC?
Restricted in Ability to Maneuver?
Fishing in Tandem?
How about Tug-With-Tow?
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Old 23-06-2014, 13:09   #10
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Re: 'drunken 3-way sex romp'

This shows us two things.
1. Your never too old for a three way sex romp.
2. Those on the boat were not the only ones caught with their pants down.
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The Port Authority PD has long had a sad reputation as the place where wannabe cops go after they fail the NYPD exam too many times. The ones I've known couldn't find their way out of a brown paper bag, even if they had illustrated instructions inside of it with them. And yes, that's specifically the contingent at LaGuardia.

OTOH the NYPD has an extensive harbor patrol. Considering there's also a major city prison located just a stone's throw from LGA, it is surprising the NYPD weren't responding directly before the PAPD called them.

The landing lights for that runway extend quite a ways out from the airport, there are simpler ways to get closer to the aircraft from all directions. Basically, anyone who transits that end of the east river (western LI sound actually) is going to pass within a stone's throw of those pilings anyhow.

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"Which lights should he have been showing?"
Is that a trick question? "Roxanne, put on your red light tonight..."
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Re: 'drunken 3-way sex romp'

the guy is very lucky only to have a broken jaw from the impact!
imagine what could have happened if the women had bit down during the "spit roast".....
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the guy is very lucky only to have a broken jaw from the impact!
imagine what could have happened if the women had bit down during the "spit roast".....
Can't believe you went there. Let's use some imagination, fellas!
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What kind of anchor - Manson or Rocna or Delta?
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Can't believe you went there. Let's use some imagination, fellas!
I think he did.............
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