Free: Will you marry us in Charleston, SC?

[LaughingHeart]

Dear Captain,

He asked me and she said yes,
And we're in love up to our necks.
What's missing now for full sucsess:
Could we say our vowels on your decks?

Charleston, SC. Wishing to wed on 10.24.2013.

Sanita&Brennan

[Coops]

You want to say all five vowels?

Coops.

[Teknav]

...and, with the POWDER vested in me by the state of... I now pronounce you... You may now...the bride! Congratulations!

Mauritz
Going to behave now! <hic>

[denverd0n]

Seriously? You post this one day before you want to get married, and expect to be able to get all the arrangements done in less than 24 hours? You're joking, right?

(We won't even get into the myth about captains being authorized to perform weddings.)

[Connemara]

Only if you promise to be as consonant as the northern star

[CaptTom]

Sure, I'll do it. But please read the sign in my pilothouse:

"All marriages performed by the captain of this vessel are valid for the duration of the voyage only."

[Teknav]

What you need is a "sail-through" wedding chapel, like Las Vegas' drive-through wedding chapel. It is open 24/7, and you can get hitched for as little as $500 USD, after being in Vegas for 4 days. Enjoy!

Mauritz
It takes all kind of folks...