Seriously? You post this one day before you want to get married, and expect to be able to get all the arrangements done in less than 24 hours? You're joking, right?
(We won't even get into the myth about captains being authorized to perform weddings.)
What you need is a "sail-through" wedding chapel, like Las Vegas' drive-through wedding chapel. It is open 24/7, and you can get hitched for as little as $500 USD, after being in Vegas for 4 days. Enjoy!
Mauritz
It takes all kind of folks...
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