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Old 24-12-2014, 12:09   #1
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"Cruiser's Paradise"

Sing to Coolio's Ganster Paradise

As I sail the seas and the shoals of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nuttin' left
Cause I've been bashin and laughin so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never crossed a bay that didn't deserve it
Me be sailing a Hunter, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin and where you walkin
Or you and your CF homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they poach I see myself in the misting fog, fool
I'm the kinda sailor the little homies wanna be like
In my cockpit in the night, sayin prayers by the moon light

We've been planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise
We've been planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise

We keep plannin to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise
We keep planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I got the sailin bug by the strict
So I gotta be down with the production boat theme
Too much internet forums got me chasin dreams

I'm a educated fool with landfall on my mind
Got my mainsheet in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'ed out middle aged cruiser, set-trippin sailing loser
And my homies put me down, shouldn't arouse my anger, fool

Death ain't nuthin but a breakin wave away
I'm livin life do-or-die, what can I say?
I'm fifty-four now, but will I live to see fifty-five'?
The way the wind is blowin I don't dare jibe

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the fancy sailors are just like you and me

We've been planning to spend our lives
For living in the Cruiser's Paradise
We've been planning to spend our lives
For living in the Cruiser's Paradise

We've been planning to spend our lives
For living in the Cruiser's Paradise
We've been planning spend our lives
For living in the Cruiser's Paradise

Power and sails, sails and power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's boatin but half of them ain't lookin
It's goin on in the ocean but don't know what's cruisin

They say I got to learn but nobody's here can teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they peach to me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front that's why I know my life is outta luck, fool

We've been plannin to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise
We've been planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise

We keep planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise
We keep plannin for our lives
Living in a Cruiser's Paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the others that sail are like you and me
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the others that sail are like you and me

We've been planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruising Paradise
We've been planning to spend our lives
Living in a Cruising Paradise

We keep planning to spend our lives
Living in the Cruiser's Paradise
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Old 24-12-2014, 12:36   #2
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Re: "Cruiser's Paradise"

Thumbsup! My christmas hymn, thought no Hunter..
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Old 27-12-2014, 08:24   #3
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hate it when you find you used a wrong word, but too late to edit the post
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👍very Cool!
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