Hey there - nice to meet ya. Don't you worry your pretty
head about it not working - if you have a half decent
Skipper you won't need to think at all. Just go relax and follow his orders!
About the other head, not to worry there either - That's what the big bars are around the pushpit at the back for, and why there's a specially shaped curve in them on either side. Just remember to:
1 - Get your loo roll in your hand first.
2 - Don't be shy. Saying something like "I'm going to the loo now" will ensure everyone's eyes are forward.
3 - Remember to go out the side that that's most down. Remember, "she who pisseth into
wind gets pissed upon".
4 - Hang on but relax - I understand 80% of man overboards are found with their zippers down!
Alternatively, if this sounds too acrobatic, use the bucket. There's one somewhere.
I used a pint-pot once - but must have drunk way more than I realised. That's when I started going straight over the side (when the heads are broken, that is!)
Good luck!!
So, welcome to the forum - I hope you get plenty of inspiration and ideas here - although (having read your other post on sailing nude thread) I think you already have!!!
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