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[Aussie_Sequoia]

Bloody 'ell.

[Rhapsody-NS27]

I worked with a couple Aussie's and Kiwi's on my most recent trip to Afghanistan. One of them was teaching our guys all kinds of "colorful" phrases. Realized how much of a unique language is spoken there when someone says something about "taking a hit on a fag" (not sure if I got it right) only to realize it's a reference to smoking a cigarette.
Confused the heck out of me most of the time.
Welcome to the forum!

[Aussie_Sequoia]

yeah... goin out for a fag is the same as rollin a durry or taking a smoko

[James Baines]

For generations, going out for a fag was illegal, then, Californian's decided it should be legal and so it became. Then, in recent years, those same Californian's decided that going out for a fag should be illegal and so it became. I can't keep up with all the changes so not wanting to break the law, I switched to cigars...

[Coachbolt61]

Bluddy bewdy. Someone else who finally texts with the right accent. Welcome.
Coachbolt.

[David_Old_Jersey]

Australia? Is that the island near NZ?

[Factor]

Jersey? is that near a cow?

[beneteau-500]

G'Day reid'y so you been drinking too much of that dirty Murray river water it has effected your brain cells it has taken you this long to find this site or is it that you have just upgraded from bush telegraph to ah the internet

C'mon the Vic's

[atoll]

Originally Posted by ozskipper

Thats the problem with the those bloody things and why the greens are trying to stop people like you breeding them. Crossbreeding of emus and wambies needs to be stopped now!!! Krikey, With the cost of training and poor breeding programs, why cant you just get a marsupial like everyone else? Its not fair on the animals that a born in these breeding programs. I know I am going to open a whole can of worms. But jeese mate. Its not profitable, its not responsible and it needs to stop.

Besides, you show me one Wambie flyer that will stay on a boat and not get spooked. At least Marupials of all kinds will stay aboard once trained.

better to breed with a diet of roots,shoots and leaves,and the occasional raw prawn.........digger

oh and welcome to the barbie of the vanaties bruce

[ozskipper]

Originally Posted by David_Old_Jersey

Australia? Is that the island near NZ?

Yes it is.. BTW.. have you seen the New Zealand navy lately. Nice boat. They just got roof racks for it.

[Blue Stocking]

I heard from an Oz friend that the description of an Oz "one night stand" is "eats, roots, and leaves." True?

[beneteau-500]

No no no its drinks then wham bamm and then leaves

[David_Old_Jersey]

Originally Posted by Blue Stocking

I heard from an Oz friend that the description of an Oz "one night stand" is "eats, roots, and leaves." True?

I thought the Aussies were world renowned........as singlehanded sailors

[Shiner]

Originally Posted by ozskipper

Thats the problem with the those bloody things and why the greens are trying to stop people like you breeding them. Crossbreeding of emus and wambies needs to be stopped now!!! Krikey, With the cost of training and poor breeding programs, why cant you just get a marsupial like everyone else? Its not fair on the animals that a born in these breeding programs. I know I am going to open a whole can of worms. But jeese mate. Its not profitable, its not responsible and it needs to stop.

Besides, you show me one Wambie flyer that will stay on a boat and not get spooked. At least Marupials of all kinds will stay aboard once trained.

Oz. Your points are noted but I am not a breeder.
I tried flowers, chocolates, champagne and romantic candle light all with no success.
Regards. Shiner

[Reid]

Fair Dinkum you blokes are bonzer! I've got a whole new mob of cobbers!. Fair suck of the sav though the sheep shaggers got tickets on himself. What a galah doesn't even know where the lucky country is? He must be takin the piss though coz most of his mates are here! He m needs a kick in the clacker but he's also an ANZAC so we'll be mates too! Hooroo Reid