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Old 16-02-2023, 13:28   #3766
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I just read an article (seriously) explaining that the Russian army was having serious strategic and tactical problems and, as a result, two of their elite naval infantry groups had been decimated.

Naval infantry?

I think I've identified one of their problems.
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Old 16-02-2023, 13:42   #3767
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US and Britain call them Marines
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Old 16-02-2023, 13:49   #3768
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US and Britain call them Marines
I suspected as much, but still thought it sounded pretty funny.
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My spouse says I have two faults:

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Old 18-02-2023, 09:46   #3770
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What I if told you,
you read the first line wrong.
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Old 18-02-2023, 10:14   #3771
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Old 19-02-2023, 08:53   #3773
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