Like most of my brilliant ideas I offer this one free.
A Tip in
England is a garbage dump. The sign that says " No tipping " means do not dump your garbage here.
We have no
dock flunkies at our yatchit club. Sometimes on windy days other boaters will help hold the
boat while you are
docking. Thank you is the usual appropriate response.
Buying a
beer for the helper can also be a good idea.
Michael