Craigslist Ad

[Mitch8101]

Got a decent chuckle from this ad on the local Craigslist this morning -


Wanted Blue Water World Cruising Sailboat!!!! - $2500 (Washington State)

Hi!! Wanted: Sailboat for $2500. Preferably on a trailer!!!! I want a blue water ocean cruising sailboat that is ready to sail,please no junk!! Call (425) XXX-XXXX (Leave Message) or email. Thank you!! Stacy

[sww914]

Yeah, pick about two things on her list, like 2500 and trailer or ready to sail and no junk, but she won't get them all.
Kinda like finding a beautiful, smart, and kind wife when you're broke and ugly like me.
Oh, wait, I did that. Well, maybe she'll find something if she's really lucky.

[Sand crab]

You left out the fat with warts part.