Got a decent chuckle from this ad on the local Craigslist this morning -
Wanted Blue Water World Cruising Sailboat!!!! - $2500 (Washington State)
Hi!! Wanted: Sailboat for $2500. Preferably on a trailer!!!! I want a blue water ocean cruising sailboat that is ready to sail,please no junk!! Call (425) XXX-XXXX (Leave Message) or email. Thank you!! Stacy
Yeah, pick about two things on her list, like 2500 and trailer or ready to sail and no junk, but she won't get them all.
Kinda like finding a beautiful, smart, and kind wife when you're broke and ugly like me.
Oh, wait, I did that. Well, maybe she'll find something if she's really lucky.