Why CF Wins

[avb3]

Originally Posted by SaucySailoress

We win...

All we gotta do is let our massive female contingency (which we have, since we're so nice to women here) to take our tits out when the anarchists open their mouths (since we know what those first words out of their mouths will be when they see our women), and the anarchists'll be too busy scraping their tongues off their decks to look where they're going, and they'll trash their lightweight plastic boats crashing into each other - whereas our properly rebuilt cruising boats won't even feel a bump if they hit us.

You've apparently been on that site.... lol . One of the funniest post in ages!

[deckofficer]

Originally Posted by SaucySailoress

We win...

All we gotta do is let our massive female contingency (which we have, since we're so nice to women here) to take our tits out when the anarchists open their mouths (since we know what those first words out of their mouths will be when they see our women), and the anarchists'll be too busy scraping their tongues off their decks to look where they're going, and they'll trash their lightweight plastic boats crashing into each other - whereas our properly rebuilt cruising boats won't even feel a bump if they hit us.

Sounds a bit like the movie "M*A*S*H", during the football game.

[Wotname]

Originally Posted by SaucySailoress

We win...

All we gotta do is let our massive female contingency (which we have, since we're so nice to women here) to take our tits out when the anarchists open their mouths (since we know what those first words out of their mouths will be when they see our women), and the anarchists'll be too busy scraping their tongues off their decks to look where they're going, and they'll trash their lightweight plastic boats crashing into each other - whereas our properly rebuilt cruising boats won't even feel a bump if they hit us.

Yes, I can now see how easily CF will win; I note that SS is already in training as evidenced by her new avatar pic (while maintaining the CF standard).

[deckofficer]

This is my vacation residence, so I think we are ready to do battle.

[Ex-Calif]

Originally Posted by SaucySailoress

We win...

All we gotta do is let our massive female contingency (which we have, since we're so nice to women here) to take our tits out when the anarchists open their mouths (since we know what those first words out of their mouths will be when they see our women), and the anarchists'll be too busy scraping their tongues off their decks to look where they're going, and they'll trash their lightweight plastic boats crashing into each other - whereas our properly rebuilt cruising boats won't even feel a bump if they hit us.

When does practice start? I don't wanna be late...

(nice hat BTW...)

[markpierce]

Originally Posted by Bash

... For example, people on this forum who own multihulls and/or production boats have sometimes been been subjected to boat bashing, and I've actively tried to encourage the slaggers to go find another forum.

Only because multihullers keep touting the superiority of their boats and insulting the intelligence of those who have single-hulled boats.

[mbianka]

For me CF is like being in a worldwide boatyard with lot's of fellow boaters with advice and experience one can learn from and where one can also share advice too. Plus you can wade into or ignore whatever discussions you want too. It can get a little salty at times but, hey it's a sailors forum! We need to carry on some traditions!

[James S]

Originally Posted by Ex-Calif

When does practice start? I don't wanna be late...

(nice hat BTW...)

I'll crew for ya Dan-o!

[anjou]

I must admit, Ive nearly had to walk the plank a few times but thats all a few leagues ago now.

Ive thought of jumping ship a few times too, mainly cos I dont have a boat with a tree trunk and flappy furly stuff aloft but nice peeps are hard to find and birds of a feather have flocked together here to make the good ship CF a kewl place to hang and chill.

Its also nice to know you can ask dumb questions and get some half dumb answers along with the useful ones. No names mentioned (DOJ)

When I joined 3 yrs ago I think the membership was just under 30k and now its almost 80k. Ok, most lurk and dont speak up very often, but thats not a bad thing, at least everyone KNOWS they dont have to be shy and wont get a rough ride if they break cover.

All things considered guys, your ok people. (and Mods too)

[deckofficer]

Originally Posted by anjou

I must admit, Ive nearly had to walk the plank a few times but thats all a few leagues ago now.

Ive thought of jumping ship a few times too, mainly cos I dont have a boat with a tree trunk and flappy furly stuff aloft but nice peeps are hard to find and birds of a feather have flocked together here to make the good ship CF a kewl place to hang and chill.

Its also nice to know you can ask dumb questions and get some half dumb answers along with the useful ones. No names mentioned (DOJ)

When I joined 3 yrs ago I think the membership was just under 30k and now its almost 80k. Ok, most lurk and dont speak up very often, but thats not a bad thing, at least everyone KNOWS they dont have to be shy and wont get a rough ride if they break cover.

All things considered guys, your ok people. (and Mods too)

Warning~~thread drift.

anjou, have you ever considered converting your canal boat to electric propulsion? I have always thought the slow speed of canal boats combined with their large top sides for solar, would make a perfect solar electric power boat.