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Old 30-04-2021, 14:06   #14956
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I think a lot of cruisers boats have curtains on the outside too.
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I thought about that years ago........ with some boats. Try buying a 1” mahogany plank theses days.

The deckhouse on my old boat was 1 1/4" mahagany . . . We had to buy 2" rough cut lumber and plan off 3/4" . . . . what a waste!
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Curtains on the outside?

I saw that, but still can't come up with a caption . . .
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I saw that, but still can't come up with a caption . . .
It's curtains for you, and everyone else?
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If Cajuns were putting on the Last Supper:
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If Cajuns were putting on the Last Supper:
hmmm... not exactly kosher
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flicks...
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I'll just leave this here...:
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Caption this...........

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How about "So? We wear our drawers on the outside too. What's it to ya?"

Speaking of gynecologists, heard the message on the OB-GYN's answer machine?

"Gynecologist's orifice. I'm dilated to be at your cervix."
Been told by a Georgian the curtains are Redneck storm shutters.
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