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Forum: Off Topic Forum Yesterday, 18:58
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow... when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25-07-2020, 21:19
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

There's just too much to bum me out nowadays; I wish there was a way to set up my home page so I only get to see happy stories.
As the prisoner said to the hangman when he couldn't find a rope-
No...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23-07-2020, 19:34
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

I have owned longbed pickups for years and am quite used to Hillbilly Parallel Parking-

Drive straight into the space, right tire up on the curb and ease in till yer left side bumper almost...
Forum: Marine Electronics 10-07-2020, 08:44
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Posted By goguygo
Re: Bottom Imaging for Sailboats

I've wanted to connect one of these to a crab pot for entertainment purposes, they are cheap and it may work......
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16-06-2020, 08:48
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!!"


"Ah, they're drunk.... how do they know where we're going?"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13-06-2020, 12:55
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 13-06-2020, 12:02
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

I used to stay at a tourist resort hotel in Mexico where the staff had one answer to any issue.


"The window screen is torn, and we have a lot of bugs in our room."

- No problem,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 06-06-2020, 21:59
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

One of my favorite boat jokes...


Ahoy Polloi

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 06-06-2020, 21:29
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Don't feed the troll any more than you have submarinemax. Ignore it and get back to posting up your funnies.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 06-06-2020, 20:50
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Probably... completely... unrelated.


The comedy tour of Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry The Cable Guy was classic.


If you think the French Riviera is a foreign car...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 06-06-2020, 20:31
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

We make our way.

I was a huge Oakland A's fan when I was a kid and loved Charlie Finley's ideas.

A visionary- It's too bad his optic yellow baseball was shelved (but tennis took it up).
A...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 06-06-2020, 18:53
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Ron White, on bouncers kicking him out of a bar...


I don't know how many of 'em it would've taken to kick my ass...
But I knew how many they were gonna use.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 06-06-2020, 12:39
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Omg, so funny. Love the stepdad stories. ��
Forum: Off Topic Forum 02-06-2020, 00:31
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Posted By goguygo
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31-05-2020, 02:38
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Posted By goguygo
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31-05-2020, 02:16
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

From now on, I'll ask myself... WWJC do?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31-05-2020, 01:59
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Ok, some folks didn't get National Leftovers Week.
But the Star Trek one was funny. :D
Following an obtuse path...
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Forum: Off Topic Forum 25-05-2020, 20:47
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Took this pic on Koh Tao when I was there in '08.


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I had so many questions for MR. J.

Unfortunately, upon my return I found he had big trouble with the law.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25-05-2020, 20:23
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 24-05-2020, 21:17
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 19-05-2020, 07:34
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Nooooo!!! Now he's gonna post them all again!!!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12-05-2020, 12:44
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Posted By goguygo
Forum: Construction, Maintenance & Refit 08-05-2020, 21:00
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Posted By goguygo
Re: Affordable places to restore a boat near Seattle?

To clarify, the sales tax I was referring to is this:

Boats registered in the State of Washington are subject to sales tax (0.5%) on the value of the boat. Out of state (or Country) boats in the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 08-05-2020, 20:13
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Posted By goguygo
Re: The New Joke Thread

Recent news reminded me of a bit from one of my favorite comedians-
NSFW (sorry, don't know how to embed a video)


Greg Giraldo - Finding a Soul Mate - Comedy Central Presents (Video Clip) |...
Forum: Construction, Maintenance & Refit 08-05-2020, 19:39
Replies: 21
Views: 1,101
Posted By goguygo
Re: Affordable places to restore a boat near Seattle?

Without a type of boat (other than length and budget) as reference, I think you will find any advice to be very general.

The amount of time you can devote to the project, your resources,...
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