Cruisers Forum
 

Go Back   Cruisers & Sailing Forums > Search Forums
Reload this Page Search Results
Cruiser Wiki Click Here to Login
Register Vendors FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Log in

Showing results 1 to 22 of 22
Search took 0.00 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: faragaki
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 23-07-2022, 16:33
Replies: 1,097
Views: 131,978
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Political Joke (only) Quarantine Bay.

Fun stuff from Jordan Klepper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNIJH5gufaQ
Forum: Lagoon Catamarans 30-08-2020, 04:33
Replies: 64
Views: 12,094
Posted By faragaki
Re: Renaming a boat and the ritual

Heck, if gender is no problem my daughter has twin 3-year-old boys that will pee on anything you have, boats, cars, house, leg. For a hundred bucks, travel expenses for the family, and a bottle of...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-05-2019, 03:41
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Two people are out sailing...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-05-2019, 03:32
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.

Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.

If you dream of...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 07-05-2019, 03:27
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-05-2019, 14:19
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

You might be a sailing bum if:
-- any of your wedding gifts came from West Marine...
-- you think girls look "hot" in wet weather gear...
-- you think rum is the official state drink..
-- your...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-05-2019, 13:47
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

Young guy from California moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-05-2019, 13:34
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

After a race four crew are sitting at the bar and one asks, "How does your wife let you go racing EVERY weekend and EVERY Wednesday night for the beer can races?"

The first guy responds, "It was...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-05-2019, 13:28
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and vibrates?






A nervous wreck..... :peace:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-05-2019, 01:00
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

More signage...

A sign posted in Germanys Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-05-2019, 00:53
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 04-05-2019, 00:38
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,641,135
Posted By faragaki
Re: The New Joke Thread

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our...
Forum: The Sailor's Confessional 17-04-2019, 14:19
Replies: 66
Views: 14,319
Posted By faragaki
Re: OK, what did you forget?

I have made a very expensive habit of passing out free sunglasses. Seems the last three times we have left the marina I’ve left my sunglasses on the dock box next to our slip. And all this time I...
Forum: Powered Boats 17-04-2019, 01:12
Replies: 60
Views: 13,613
Posted By faragaki
Re: Bluewater boats?

Bering Power Yachts if you have the money, 50’ up to 130’. Hitched a ride from Alameda to Monterey California on a friends Bering 55 Voyager. If I had the money, so much money, so very much money....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-04-2019, 22:10
Replies: 15
Views: 3,024
Posted By faragaki
Re: What Kind of Boat is in the Film "Kill Cruise"?

Your most welcome Jakester, and I am truly amazed at the gratitude from this community for a seemingly minor piece of trivia. Kinda get that warm and fuzzy family feeling….

Now I’m getting...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-04-2019, 18:58
Replies: 15
Views: 3,024
Posted By faragaki
Re: What Kind of Boat is in the Film "Kill Cruise"?

Boat is an Alfred Mylne II design 50’ ketch. Built in 1959 by The Bute Slip Dock Co, Ardmeleish, Bute. Interior shots most likely done on a set, not enough room for camera, lights, crew, and actors. ...
Forum: Construction, Maintenance & Refit 15-04-2019, 22:44
Replies: 31
Views: 6,118
Posted By faragaki
Re: One Of The Worst Fouled Bottoms I've Ever Come Across

Would your Remora Solo actually cut through that or would other measures need to be taken first?

Jeff
Forum: Liveaboard's Forum 15-04-2019, 15:52
Replies: 12
Views: 2,686
Posted By faragaki
Re: Driving on the Abacos

Former British colony, they all drive on the left. Most car rental agency’s rent cars with the steering wheel on the left, typical of American cars. Good luck passing…

Jeff
Forum: Seamanship & Boat Handling 14-04-2019, 15:05
Replies: 207
Views: 18,336
Posted By faragaki
Re: MOB for Couples

Once while offshore near the Farallon Islands my S.O. went below to fix lunch. Nothing fancy just noodle salad and sandwiches. Stereo was on below and about ten minutes into her preparing lunch I...
Forum: Monohull Sailboats 04-04-2019, 18:57
Replies: 169
Views: 57,989
Posted By faragaki
Re: Rugged High Latitude Boats?

https://www.owenclarkedesign.com/20m-high-latitude-expedition-and-blue-water-cruisi

I didn't see this one on the list.

How many boxes does this one tick off?

Jeff
Forum: Construction, Maintenance & Refit 12-03-2019, 00:50
Replies: 70
Views: 9,184
Posted By faragaki
Re: SS Anti Galling lubricant

On mission critical assemblies, just about everything on a boat, I'll clean all threads with a tap&die, spray clean with brake clean, no residue, and apply Loctite Marine Grade Anti-Seize. Also carry...
Forum: General Sailing Forum 11-03-2019, 22:38
Replies: 31
Views: 7,754
Posted By faragaki
Re: Is it safe to use radiator stop leak?

AlumAseal radiator sealant worked best for me. But this is a last resort action to be used in an emergency only. It is a temporary fix to stop small leaks usually at the expense of of your pump...
Showing results 1 to 22 of 22

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 16:26.

Contact Us - Cruisers & Sailing Forums - Sitemap - Community Rules - Terms of Service - Privacy - Accessibility - Top

Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
close

Privacy Guaranteed - your email is never shared with anyone, opt out any time.


ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.