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Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 10-01-2022, 19:44
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 & 2022 Joke Threads

Last Sunday morning Sue was making a breakfast of fried eggs for Ed.

Suddenly, Ed burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 23-08-2021, 18:38
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

Why does New York have all the lawyers and New Jersey all of the toxic waste dumps?
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New Jersey got first choice.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 28-06-2021, 21:39
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

Subject: Best News I Have Heard Yet!

In case you feel bad about missing your exercise today, ponder this:

• The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54.
• The inventor of gymnastics...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-06-2021, 20:23
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

The bad news...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 24-06-2021, 20:21
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

How to wash a cat...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 29-05-2021, 21:42
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

BZZZZZZZZZZ. Late one afternoon a fly was taking a shortcut homethru an alley. It had been a long day BZZZZing around and so hedecided to rest on a garbage can behind an American-style cafe. Hiskeen...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 16-05-2021, 16:45
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

The Bird Of Your Dreams.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their order, the man orders, “ a hamburger, fries and a coke”, and turns to the...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-05-2021, 15:46
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The Newest Joke Thread

Two girl ostriches were strolling down a beach when they were spotted by two boy ostriches. One of the boy ostriches turned to the other and said “Let’s have some fun and chase the girl ostriches.”...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-05-2021, 18:21
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The Newest Joke Thread

The CEO of an industrial giant was planning on retiring and the board asked him to select his successor. There were three candidates, all equally qualified, the CFO, the chief engineer and the VP of...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 13-05-2021, 17:57
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The Newest Joke Thread

Journeyman: “Do you have any supervisor tape?”
Apprentice: “Never heard of that, what is it?”
Journeyman: “Two-faced tape.”

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There was a pile of cow manure.
The first guy took a shovel...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-05-2021, 19:26
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The Newest Joke Thread

This is a little ditty that I taught my kids and grand kids when they were six or seven.

Why are Fire Engines Red?

Papers are read too.
Two plus two is four.
Three times four is twelve....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 12-05-2021, 19:20
Replies: 4,696
Views: 975,161
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The Newest Joke Thread

Thought I would add my favorite to help get this off on the right foot, so to speak.

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to...
Forum: Multihull Sailboats 29-04-2021, 21:11
Replies: 0
Views: 1,110
Posted By johnny AoB
Antares 44GT Hybrid - Looking for comments

I just watched the announcement video for the Antares 44GT Hybrid ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdcqGQ97G4 ) and found their deign logic very interesting. They make it sound like the extra $75 k...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-01-2021, 14:07
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

RE: #13944
On the way to the bar in our college home the tiles read, "veni. vedi, bibi".
Loosely translated "I came, I saw I drank".
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 17-11-2020, 14:56
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 02-06-2020, 18:03
Replies: 19
Views: 2,145
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: FIRST JOKE You Remember

What did the picture say to the wall?

First, they framed me then they hanged me.
Forum: Multihull Sailboats 23-04-2020, 17:47
Replies: 13
Views: 3,801
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: Galley Down Catamarans?

st francis 50
https://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2006/st-francis-50-3071981/
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 15-04-2020, 18:17
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

Definition: To be Politically Correct (PC) means to be Morally Corrupt.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 31-03-2020, 15:34
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

The Friars of the Floral Business
by Dave Springer

Some friars in a little Scottish town were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since...
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 14-01-2020, 17:32
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

:smile:
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-12-2019, 18:09
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

A priest was flying to Rome when the plane encountered some turbulence.

The pilot came on the intercom and said, "Sorry about the turbulence folks, we are going to take the plane up to 37000 ft....
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 06-12-2019, 17:49
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

Why does New York have all the Lawyers and New Jersey has all the toxic waste dumps?


New Jersey got first pick.
Forum: Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany 03-12-2019, 13:06
Replies: 14,966
Views: 2,639,129
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: The New Joke Thread

New replacement for Santa Claus

https://babylonbee.com/news/fun-new-greta-on-the-shelf-will-track-your-climate-sins
Forum: Multihull Sailboats 01-12-2019, 15:57
Replies: 87
Views: 19,749
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: Gemini 105mc conversion Diesel to EV?

You already have 26 replys so this is a hot topic. Besides the links above take a look at: https://www.adventuresonboats.com/marine-electric-motors.html There are close to a hundred links on EV....
Forum: Electrical: Batteries, Generators & Solar 25-11-2019, 09:01
Replies: 39
Views: 7,900
Posted By johnny AoB
Re: Playing with some Numbers - Cost of Making Water

What about the "Hassle Factor"?
Would you rather be spending your time exploring a new place or looking for water? And is the water you found safe for you to drink? etc. It seems to me if you are a...
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