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sailorboy1 11-03-2014 11:40

visiting the mistress
The sun is out, it is getting warmer, and spring is around the corner. This makes a man's thoughts turn to visiting his mistress and I'm starting to get the urge. I haven't seen her since the day after Thanksgiving and I wonder how she has done over the cold snowy winter without her man around. I foresight some appropriate whole body caressing coming up. It's a lot of work, but it is in a man's nature and we just can not help ourselves to rise to the challenge.

Prairie Chicken 11-03-2014 11:50

Re: visiting the mistress
Need to polish the hull eh?

sailorboy1 31-03-2014 04:30

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Finally went and saw her. Was glad to see she had been doing fine without me. Seems the old girl knows how to work a street corner without getting anything nasty inside or even becoming smelly. Just a little dirty looking on the outside.

HappyMdRSailor 31-03-2014 05:03

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Same directive this week...

I'm smitten....:whistling:

Rainh2o2 31-03-2014 17:03

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Went to see my "new to me" mistress this last weekend. The snow is finally gone but the field that I would have to turn her around in to get her out of the barn was soggy. Besides the marina is still frozen up, but it would still be nice to bring her home so she could meet me in the driveway every day. Hoping for some dry weather in the next 2 weeks.

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